Teen artist proposes nude statue of Bill Cosby with Fat Albert in place of his genitals

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Sure, okay, but Dumb Donald would have been a more appropriate shape.

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This may be the “booze” talking, but I think it makes sense.

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Wow, that teen artist definitely has a future!

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No need to actually produce the sculpture. The computer visualization is more than enough for me. The world can appreciate the concept without having to actually look at it every day…

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I think it’s the booze.

Sculpted in ZBrush I’d wager.

Hmph! Well, I beg your pa…

Y’know, you’re right.

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And what’s in place of Fat Albert’s genitals?

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I found this claim surprising since “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” was cancelled about 15 years before this artist was born. Then I realized that a 15-year-old artist would only have been in preschool when the 2004 film adaptation came out.

Hey hey hey, my hair is getting gray.

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How about a naked fat albert with Bill Cosby where Fat Albert’s genitals are?

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[quote=“Brainspore, post:10, topic:51479”]I found this claim surprising since “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” was cancelled about 15 years before this artist was born.[/quote]I think the term is “re-runs”. Or, possibly “syndication” or “The Boomerang Channel”.

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No one, not even Fat Albert, has ever seen those.

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Ya’ think, really?

Statue Inception: Fat Albert’s genitals will be the Cosby statue with Fat Albert as genitals, with a Cosby Statue with Fat Albert as genitals as genitals, with…

The kid should produce these in chocolate and sell them at Target. That would be an artistic statement.

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I think he’s on to something here… after reading some of the descriptions of Cosby in his robe hovering over multiple drugged victims, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill flipped his robe open and joked, “hey hey hey! it’s faaaat albert!”

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well, THAT is gonna fuel some nightmares in my future, that’s for sure.

Shouldn’t they be made of pudding pops instead?

I’ll see myself out.

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What’s that supposed to be on his head, anyway? Some kind of weird, purple ski mask? An alien fungus? I always found it disturbing as a kid.

I believe the official name is “the glans”.

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