True Facts about Rob Lie-feld? Lie-Field? Lee-field?
How am I supposed to say that, anyway? He probably pronounces it 'Linoleum' or something.
Rob Linoleum has no toes. This why he doesn't draw them. When shown a picture of somebody with toes, he simply said 'That's gross' and went back to sketching with a pen in his mouth.
He also doesn't have hands. Otherwise he'd use them. And draw them better. When seen in public he sometimes has an assistant hide under his shirt and pretend to be his hands. It's a very bad job.
Like Rob, all of his characters are designed to tip over as easily as possible. Rob hates weebles.
He hopes to someday un-out the openly gay character 'Shatterstar', who he finds offensive because he has sex with other men. Men with toes. Dirty, dirty toes. He plans on giving the character anti-gay therapy and foot surgery. He believes toes make men gay.
He secretly has a pair of flip-flops in his bedroom. He wears them when he's alone, and wonders what it would be like if he had naughty creases in his feet. Sometimes this makes him sad. More often, angry and unable to draw well.
If you see Rob Linoleum on the street, walk briskly in another direction. That will suffice. Unless you are gay, then show him your toes.