#1 By: Rob Beschizza, January 31st, 2014 12:06
#2 By: kpkpkp, January 31st, 2014 12:27
That fella is really full of it!
#3 By: hexgrid, January 31st, 2014 12:37
I've been accused of not picking up poo by people who don't understand that female dogs squat to pee.
#4 By: Nell_Anvoid, January 31st, 2014 12:38
By the time they find it, it will be fertilizing the grass.
...Still better than anything on reality TV, though.
#5 By: Jason Lane, January 31st, 2014 12:46
Yup i get that as well. These are the same people that when I tell them I keep chickens can't understand why hens don't need a cock to lay eggs.
#6 By: hamish strong, January 31st, 2014 13:10
Forward this video to anyone who claims that law enforcement can be trusted with limitless surveillance capabilities...
#7 By: kartwaffles, January 31st, 2014 13:13
If these people are so concerned about feces, why isn't the "enforcement officer" scooping up all the rabbit and pigeon poo in the park?
#8 By: GrumpySteen, January 31st, 2014 13:38
She should be glad she wasn't in the US. She would have been tased repeatedly and sent to prison for obstruction and resisting arrest (assuming she wasn't just shot in the back).
#9 By: mmc, January 31st, 2014 14:43
If you can't find the shit, you must acquit.
#10 By: WearySky, January 31st, 2014 14:46
To be fair, rabbit and pigeon poo is MUCH smaller than dog poo.
Edit: goose shit, on the other hand, is a fucking NIGHTMARE.
#11 By: Steve Heath, January 31st, 2014 16:36
Monty Python could not have done better...are you sure this isn't just another episode as yet unaired. OMG a poo patrol
#12 By: Rob, January 31st, 2014 16:53
"non-compliance of female" I think this utterance is probably telling, and can provide some insight into the psychology of the individual involved.
#13 By: gilbert wham, January 31st, 2014 18:38
I have been accused of animal abuse for owning a lurcher. Apparently, it was 'starving'. No, it's a fucking lurcher. They're made like that. Their ribs stick out, and they will steal and eat anything. Fortunately, it was a member of the public, not a plastic plod (it was also in the halcyon, pre-Blunkett days, so they hadn't been invented yet), so I just told him very loudly, and extremely close to his nose to fuck off. Didn't stop the daft bugger coming back and plopping two pounds of steak down in front of a very appreciative lurcher, who was not helping with it's sad-eyed gratitude routine. Damn dog spent the next two days laying on it's back farting and complaining about it's belly. Por-tip: don't get a lurcher, they're jerks.
#14 By: gilbert wham, January 31st, 2014 18:40
Geese are a fucking nightmare...
#15 By: Duncan, January 31st, 2014 18:46
Everybody was so polite! Let's all see if we can find an equivalent interaction on American soil.
#16 By: gilbert wham, January 31st, 2014 18:48
Viz Comic's bottom Inspectors strip turns out to have been weirdly accurate...
#17 By: redesigned, January 31st, 2014 22:43
if you want to see an a**hole, give someone a small amount of authority over others.
#18 By: crashproof, February 1st, 2014 09:36
I guess Charles Stross wasn't too far off with the dog poo enforcement drones in Rule 34.
#19 By: Singedrac, February 2nd, 2014 05:50
#20 By: Rob Beschizza, February 5th, 2014 12:06
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