Nobody knew who was taking a daily dump on a high school football field until cameras caught him in the act

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/03/nobody-knew-who-was-taking-a-d.html

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What an interesting way of announcing his retirement.

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$147,504 a year and pooping in public?

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I don’t know about that lewdness charge. I think the prosecutor is just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.

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“So you are saying they are steamed hams ? At this time of year ? On this football field ?”

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Obligatory joke about the shitty state of public school administration.

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I bet this leads to an embezzlement investigation.

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I have a real job in the private sector. So I would be immediately dismissed and not put on paid leave or other such nonsense. I feel that the government is way too cautious with their employees and it takes an extraordinary misconduct to be fired.

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Ensign Suder is more disturbed than I thought.

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He’s the superintendent in Kenilworth NJ, and lives near the Holmdel high school. They’re pretty far apart, at least as NJ goes.

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Tramaglini is also charged with lewdness and littering.

Growing up in New Jersey we commonly referred to this type of person as “crap hound”.

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If it weren’t for those meddling kids, he’d have gotten away with it

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Execrable behavior, what he’s dung. An affront to the natural ordure. He feces some stern discipline, I’m sure.

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Because if government played fast and loose with regulations, nobody would ever raise a stink in the media. They really need to relax more. Cf: Scott Pruitt.

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It is very difficult to fire public sector employees. There is a Toronto cop doing jail time for an unjustified killing of a teenager and is on (unpaid leave).

Oh come on who of us hasn’t… checks story whoa, he was taking a shit? Not just drainin’ the lizard?

Yeah, good luck buddy. If prairie doggin’ don’t work, just shit your pants like everybody else.

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This reminds me of the ‘Mad Pooper’ incident, in which another runner had a very similar unfortunate scatological ritual.

I wonder how the whole mad pooper thing turned out.

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‘Don’t shit where you work’ was supposed to be a metaphor.

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FTFY; the implied ‘speak only for yourself’ sentiment is a given.

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Dump the gray turd.