Football coach placed own penis in hot dog bun, say teens


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/21/football-coach-placed-own-peni.html


This app tells you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog
#2

Anthony Weiner HS?


#3

Could have been worse. Could have been penii.


#4

So, when some students reported this, it was a minor infraction worthy of a reprimand, but when more students reported the same incident, it became worse and the gentleman was semi-fired? Penises aside, I love how institutions act when it’s ass-covering time.


#5

Did he put ketchup on it?


#6

Hopefully he’s not THAT depraved.


#7

Perhaps he was showing them how to make shrimp on the barbie?


#8

Hopefully Sriracha


#9

Why cousins shouldn’t marry cousins, they end up inbred.


#10

The headline made me think there was some debate about exactly who had placed the coach’s penis on the hotdog bun…mmm locker room culture indeed.


#11

No, but he did it with relish.


#12

mayonnaise. for the look&feel.


#13

That’s not kosher!


#14

At what point did this seem like a good idea?


#15

Who ate the bun he put his little thing in?


#16

If I was on that team if be covering my ass too.


#17

Could have been worse if it were someone else’s penis. As long as it doesn’t involve me, he can show it off from the dome of St. Peter’s in Rome for all I care.


#18

It does involve underage boys.

It’s not the worst thing in the world, but it is illegal and is certainly a firing offense.


#19

???

He’s a football coach. Seemed like a good idea from the very beginning, I’m sure.

And I’ll break convention here. It was a good idea!

Hot dog. Penis. Get it???

HaHaHaHa…


#20

“…separate incidents of questionable behavior by the 11-year teacher and coach.”

Is ketchup a fireable offense?