Pig escapes, terrorizes entire town, craps in cop car


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#2

Pig shit doesn’t smell like dog shit or horse shit or cow shit. Pig shit stiiinks.


#3

Those things are designed to be hosed out…if you look at the picture…I think that’s a drain hole in the floorboard.


#4

After they took the pig to the station, the cops intended to make it squeal, hoping for a loin on some corrupt pork-barreling politicians. But the pig blended in too well with the other police and managed to escape. If recaptured they will be taking the pig straight to the state pen.


#5

I’m not ready to declare this the best thing that’s happened all week, but I’m leaning that way.


#6

No professional courtesy.


#7

As someone who once had his office broken into and shat upon by the thief, I can attest that it is not uncommon for perps to leave a fecal calling card.


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#9

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it would look like if I were placed in the same seat.


#10

I doubt that was the dirtiest thing that ever happened in that backseat


#11

Good thing it wasn’t a black pig.


#12

I love the picture. He’s saying, “They may have caught me, but I’m still ready to party!”.


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#14

I just can’t get over how pleased with himself he looks.


#15

If they count the mere presence of a pig as “terror”, they need to get a life. Preferably their own.


#16

I don’t count the presence of a pig as ‘terror’, rather, potential bacon.


#17

I wish all police-related stories were like this.


#18

I read that as the “ahhhh” face while releasing his bowels towards the door.


#19

There’s either a poem or a country and western song in this story, maybe both.


#20

Good thing it wasn’t a hyena… I friend who worked in a zoo once told me that “Hyenas have the stinkiest poo in the zoo.” Which apparently is SAYING something.