Australians take the game on this score. Few other national groups can say something utterly innocuous with such conviction that it’s as bad or worse than any simple curse. The only people you’ll encounter who can say something utterly inoffensive like “Pelican” with such pure, heartfelt venom that it feels like acid being poured in your ear. Australians are world-class when it comes to swearing and insults.
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i thought she said “harlot” – which makes more sense to me. : \
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I always preferred “Off my case, toilet face!”
And don’t forget the other Sweathog classic: “Up your nose with a rubber hose.”
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“Down your jeans with a crock of beans!”
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Or was it… Up your nose with a garden hose.
(Yes, it matters.)
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No, it was definitely
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Which was it? TV;DW
Here’s one:
“I bet you voted for Trump.”
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Doom Generation - If bullshit were music you’d be a big brass band.
Blood Hound Gang - Ham Wallet, Squish Mitten
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Nothing from the doctor malcolm tucker? What a fucking omnishambles…
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Saying your favorite insult is “fuck you” is like saying your favorite meal is Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks.
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אַלע צײן זאָלן דיר אַרױספֿאַלן, נאָר אײנער זאָל דיר בלײַבן אױף צאָנװײטיק
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גײ קאַקן אױפֿן ים
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I usually do. I don’t like getting out to use the bathroom.
עס שיט זיך פֿון דיר חכמות ווי פֿון אַ ציג באָבקעס.
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Google Translate is failing me on that one.
Wisdom flows from him like shit from a goat.
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The late Terrence Mann used to call people “needle dicked bug fuckers”.
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All right! So I’m not the only one who holds OG in low esteem. Twice was enough.
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