2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (Part 1)

You need to back up, Mr Putin.

(And then restore.)

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I mean, thatā€™s every white male software engineer with an Asian wife, pretty much. Even the left-leaning and moderately woke ones. People are free to love who they love, but thereā€™s an undeniable pattern there that these fedora-wearing gatekeeping sexist-in-hiring tech bros have Asian wives in very high numbers. Probably 80% of the married white dudes at every tech company I worked at had an Asian wife. You canā€™t quite call it racist, because itā€™s nice to see diversity in any form, but itā€™s also notā€¦ not racist, exactly. Mostly nobody talks about it because nobody knows what is okay to say about it.

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Aw, sounds like someoneā€™s stuck up a creek without a paddle!

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Why doesnā€™t he move to another country where he can access the money he has stashed away in tax havens?

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Surely he has bars of gold or bags of diamonds at his disposal? :man_shrugging:

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A little side-job for the Russian steel oligarchs. (Plus general economic damage if they donā€™t plan to stay.)

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Or a sock with a couple rolls of Pound coins, so that the temporarily embarrassed billionaire can mug one of his neighbours.

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And a fuck-you to one particular Ukrainian oligarch (who has been accused of having ties to the Donbass separatists and being involved in a plot to overthrow Zelenskiy).

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He likely does. However, entitled greedpigs like this are naturally inclined to cry poor and play the victim the moment things donā€™t go their way.

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ā€œI donā€™t know how to live,ā€ Fridman told Bloomberg. ā€œI donā€™t know. I really donā€™t know.ā€

Anyone down at the unemployment office will be glad to give you a few tips. To start you off, sometimes supermarkets have discounts on dented cans.

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Maybe Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson Russia Fluffer could send him some TV dinners.

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US Evangelicals

FTFY

There are thousands of churches out there helping refugees without proselytising. Itā€™s American-style Protestantism thatā€™s the problem here, not Christianity as a whole.

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Or just pull himself up by his bootstraps.

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Hereā€™s a supposed christian advocating for wiping out millions of people.

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Well yeah, asshats like him are hoping for the raptureā€¦ maybe theyā€™ve mistaken human annihilation for that?

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I mean heā€™s a literal apocalyptic cult leader who wants the world to end.

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The Russian ā€œequivalenā€ is the Kornet. It is less sophisticated and requires a two-person team. It has a larger warhead, though. But it is not nearly as good as the Javelin.

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