As with their fascist fellow travellers in the U.S., comedy is not their strong suit.
Here is the full statement in English from the Russian defence ministry, in which it claims that both the missile strike in PrzewodĂłw and damage to residential areas of Kyiv yesterday were caused by Ukrainian actions. The statement reads:
The footage of the wreckage detected in PrzewodĂłw, published in the evening of 15 November in Poland, has been identified without a shadow of a doubt by professionals of Russian defence industrial complex as elements of S-300 air defence guided missile of Ukrainian Air Force.
The statements of various Ukrainian sources and foreign officials on the fall of alleged âRussian rocketsâ in PrzewodĂłw are a deliberate provocation aimed at escalating the situation.
We also want to stress that no missile strikes were launched at any facilities in Kiev within high-precision firepowerâs massive attack on the facilities located in Ukraine.
All the destructions in the residential quarters of the Ukrainian capital, demonstrated by the Kiev regime, are the direct consequence of the fall and self-destruction of the air defence missiles launched by Ukrainian forces from the foreign-manufactured air defence systems deployed within the city limits.
We want to emphasise that the high-precision attacks were launched only at the targets located in Ukraine and no closer than 35 kilometres (22 miles) from the UkrainianâPolish border.
Ukrainian authorities have said that all the incidents were as a result of Russian aggression, with presidential aide Mykhailo Podolyak saying âthere can be no other explanation for any incidents with missilesâ and accusing Russia of turning eastern Europe into âan unpredictable battlefieldâ.
Buried in the last paragraph of the Russian statement is an acknowledgement that they have fired missiles at targets only 22 miles from the Polish border, or that 22 miles is their safety margin for avoiding strikes across the border.
Poland says missile that hit it was Ukrainian stray, easing concern of escalation
Thatâs⊠a lot of what look very much like bullet holes for a âcar accidentâ.
Or shrapnel?
Ah. Well, thatâs okay then. I was worried it was a suspicious car accident that involved Russian malfeasance. Just an every day road hazard. Yepyepyepyepyep. How unfortunate he was.
The implication is that it was a bomb especially for him, or at least thatâs how I read it.
Please not to spread such pernicious nonsense, Friend. Is everyday road hazard. Come, admire view from this window with meâŠ
It had to be targeted, thatâs a pretty heavily armored car.
The one âcar wreckâ in that part of the world with no dash cam footage.
Those are speed holes.
So I guess not near any windows, and not a tea drinker? Gotta get creative, I guess.