2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (Part 2)

Damn paywall.

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The Daily Beast has received a bizarre audio recording from none other than Yevgeny Prigozhin, the notorious head of Russia’s Wagner Group.

In the audio clip, sent in response to a comment request for a story related to the private mercenary group, Prigozhin makes it quite clear that he has no interest in hearing from The Daily Beast’s Allison Quinn.

“Dear Allison, baby, you are asking too many questions today,” he said in the audio recording on Thursday. “I am busy searching my garden plot for the corpse of your colleague, and you are asking me about some new events.”

Prigozhin’s ominous statement about corpse-hunting in his garden is likely a reference to an earlier message the mercenary boss provided to The Daily Beast, when asked about the arrest of Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich.

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Gershkovich, a U.S. citizen, was arrested on espionage charges in Russia on Thursday morning. According to some local reports, the journalist was reporting on the Wagner Group before he was detained in Yekaterinburg.

When asked about Gershkovich’s arrest, Prigozhin said in a statement to The Daily Beast that he would be willing to “check the torture cellar in my house to see if he’s there.”

“At first glance, I didn’t see him among the American journalists I keep there by the dozens. I can, if you want, also look at the fresh graves of foreign journalists on my house plot. But if I’m not mistaken, we didn’t bury him there either,” he said.

Convicted Killer Freed by Wagner Goes Home and Kills Again

It appears the mercenary boss was not happy to receive a second comment request from The Daily Beast on the same day—for a story about a Wagner recruit who has been accused of murder after being set free by the paramilitary group.

“I have a big request,” he said in the audio message addressed to Quinn. “Do not bother me anymore."

He seems nice.

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Man, that message reeks of Adidas track suit and low-quality gold chains.

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This is not a new article:

But this recent podcast with the author is new. Prigozhin is terrifying, but Julia Ioffe is a badass.

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So, his childhood hero was Rasputin?

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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
“This man’s just got to go”, declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, “don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us”, they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, “I feel fine”
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians

This week I learned that Boney M. and Milli Vanilli are by the same guy.

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Freedom Party – hah

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After being banned from competing at all British tour-level events last year, this year Russian and Belarusian players will be required to sign neutrality agreements, which prohibit them from expressing support for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, receiving funding from the Russian or Belarusian state and being sponsored by organisations funded by their governments. Players will not be required to express criticism of their governments.

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Part 2:

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It’s hard to fall back on a life of crime in only a month if you’re still in the hospital, or a frozen corpse lying in the rubble of Luhansk.

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(I tried linking directly to the site but I got a onebox in Russian.)

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Of course. Launching an aggressive war hasn’t stopped any of the members of the UN security council from taking up the presidency in the past, has it?

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Maybe it should in the future? If the US wants that to happen though, realistically, they’re going to need to set up a system which would allow it to happen to them.

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While we’re daydreaming, I’d like a million dollars and a unicorn.

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Kickboxer Vitaly Merinov has become the latest Ukrainian athlete to die in the war against Russia, it has been announced by the Mayor of the western Ukrainian city of Ivano-Frankivsk.

https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1135436/merinov-death-war-ukraine

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All empires fall.

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I’d have to spend the million dollars on stabling and upkeep for the unicorn so I’d like at least two million dollars thanks.

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