$400 gold Trump Sneakers "sell out" instantly

And that Trump eau de Treason certainly wouldn’t help.

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Would you be interested in an NFT of the sneakers?

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Well, you can’t like . . . hold it in your hand, no.

Maybe crypto is more your style?

[ETA: Ooooo. . . currently trading at 0.012 on the dollar!]

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Speaking of which:

It won’t hang aroung long after he eats his last hamberder.
ETA: the whole film is a hoot!

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If I see a pair at my local thrift store I will buy them, if they’re under $25. Guaranteed.

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Fo’ real.

Oh, you can count on that.

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Well, to be fair, they’ll actually have to exist before they’re poor quality so it’s not entirely guaranteed.

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I’m sure they’re so round because corners are being cut everywhere. I would be extremely surprised if they exist in any form other than a render.

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$399 is extremely cheap for a pair of high-end shoes. Is trump going to re-start Trump University at $19.95 a semester or re-label Trader Joe’s Two Buck Chuck wine as $1.99 Two Buck Trump?

“high-end” is doing a lot of work there, for what is almost certainly going to be a storefront for dropshipping $5 sneakers from the slave labour factory in China directly to the hands of the scalpers who already have them on eBay for $15,000.

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Trumperbird?

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Ah, Thunderbird! It was a good week, though!

– Robin Williams

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Imaginary things are real, they merely lack the property of existence

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But you are discounting who’s imagination these are from. They’re the best quality shoes ever, none better.

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Not sure if this has legs but it might be fun if it does.

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“Sneaker Con’s mission is to support and promote sneaker culture through our worldwide live events and digital platforms. We are thankful and appreciative of the sneaker community, and recognize individuals who generate awareness and authentic sneaker related engagement towards our community. #sneakercon,”

Wtf does that even mean? How is that a response to the criticism?

Authentic sneaker related engagement?

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Translation: “We made the news.”

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Lemme guess . . . made in JYNA?