48 reasons babies are tiny drunk people


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/11/kids-are-tiny-drunks.html


#2

I shot snot out’a my nose laughing. Thanks BB!


#3

Classic video demonstrating babies’ behavior is indistinguishable from that of drunk people:


#4

Is it part of the social compact that we not mention that the obverse is the truer statement?

also, yay for funny babies!


#5

Are reasons #49 through 100 that they’re completely insufferable unless you’re completely drunk.


#6

Breast milk from drunk mommies? :baby_bottle:


#7

Kids are the best. And the worst. But mostly the best.


#8

since partaking of the substance, I’ve always thought they were on acid


#9

Yes, they are way too random and unpredictable for regular drunks, babies are constantly tripping balls.


#10

Am I the only one who looked at this and thought Matt Damon?


#11

This is my daughter and the photo I refer to as, ‘Mornings are hard for everyone.’


#12

Jason Statham


#13

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