48 reasons babies are tiny drunk people

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/11/kids-are-tiny-drunks.html

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I shot snot out’a my nose laughing. Thanks BB!

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Classic video demonstrating babies’ behavior is indistinguishable from that of drunk people:

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Is it part of the social compact that we not mention that the obverse is the truer statement?

also, yay for funny babies!

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Are reasons #49 through 100 that they’re completely insufferable unless you’re completely drunk.

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Breast milk from drunk mommies? :baby_bottle:

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Kids are the best. And the worst. But mostly the best.

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since partaking of the substance, I’ve always thought they were on acid

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Yes, they are way too random and unpredictable for regular drunks, babies are constantly tripping balls.

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Am I the only one who looked at this and thought Matt Damon?

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This is my daughter and the photo I refer to as, ‘Mornings are hard for everyone.’

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Jason Statham

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