5-word scary stories (it's alive!)

five ear worms, totally uninfected.

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Breakfast time. Out of bacon.

Breakfast time. My bacon moves.

In Russia, bacon fries you!

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He died a hatless bastard.

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Things behind his eyes laughed.

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Filling the Jacuzzi, squirming teeth.

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That’s an incredibly creepy image.

The mirror shows someone else.

This couch’s part of me.

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Who do you think - @TobinL.

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The forced upgrade is coming.

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Palin will interview Donald Trump.

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Trump will win the election.

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The bathroom, zombie eel infection.

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Snot-nosed kid. Falcor intervenes.

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Only beverage is Mike milk.

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My baloney has two names?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Its second name is Trump.

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The sausage, it has eyes.

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