5-word scary stories (it's alive!)

How is this for horror.

Let’s speak in bad welsh.

Dammit, who installed windows eight?

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Isn’t bad welsh just welsh?

(I’ll see my self out)

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Half our nukes use XP

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Oh god. OH GOD. GOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!

Where is your god now?

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He is under the bed!

Giant white man. Under bed.

Turns out he wasn’t Santa…

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My hen laid a haddock.

ttto “Land of my Fathers”

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I looove wales. Going back in a few months with my band, it will be a memorable time. God I have so many silly stories, which only a few people understand.

My family is from Annan in Scotland. But basically everyone on the islands is genetically Irish and French (no, not viking, you revisionists) so I don’t judge (much)

Eat only haggis: doctor’s orders.

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Vogue says tapeworms are slimming.

Worked a few gigs there myself. Memorable? Yes. Enjoyable? Not so much…

Portmeirion’s pretty damned awesome though, and anywhere within the Hay-on-Wye Event Horizon.

And to be on-topic, if not terribly current:

John Redwood - Pop Idol Winner

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My old MP! Briefly.

Used to love hiking in Wales. The part of my family that isn’t Cornish is mostly Welsh.

Comments to end on BoingBoing.

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Heh. I had Stephen Milligan as mine for a brief period.

Oranges are the only fruit.

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You are now a tapeworm.

I once was Gregor Samsa.

I ate a lemon today.

(testing out miraculin tablets. Trippy.)

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For sale, baby shoes, unworn

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