You don’t have a belly-button.
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The villagers chanted in unison.
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It’s being sent from 127.0.0.1!
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The anesthesia didn’t quite work.
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He now despises his children.
You accidentally gave them poison.
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You cannot close your eyes.
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They drive on the left.
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You cut the wrong wire.
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“HD-DVD is the obvious choice”
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No cell coverage, flat GPS
you only read youtube comments
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You forgot to browse incognito.
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You! You! *Gasp *Gasp *Gasp.
You bought an airport wine.
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Your luggage just broke (d’oh!)
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Nothing’s open but Popeye’s Louisiana.
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There’s no Five Guys here!
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Replacement bus services will operate.
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Hates acronyms that end scarily.
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