Dread reactivates excruciating auto-dismemberment
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The data center is flooding.
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Yes Iâm sure! WaitâŚshit.
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Paralyzed, but can still feel.
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Glub Glub Glub Pop Fizz
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Please disconnect the power supply.
(Edit: Was UPS but realized not 5 words.)
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But then itâs an IPSâŚ
Please donât bury me yet!
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New lump, painful, now vibrates.
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âDo you need your nose!?â
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You are addicted to opiates.
Your mother never touched you.
Each day, a new growth.
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Your leg has a worm.
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360 degrees, nothing but horizon.
Addiction courses through your family.
First, we make an incision.
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Johann Gilette is my friend.
(Donât google it, his story is dark. Trust me, like horror movie daaark, but he is still my friend)
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Holy crap, thatâs so gross.
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