5-word scary stories (it's alive!)

Dread reactivates excruciating auto-dismemberment

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The data center is flooding.

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Yes I’m sure! Wait…shit.

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Paralyzed, but can still feel.

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Glub Glub Glub Pop Fizz

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Please disconnect the power supply.

(Edit: Was UPS but realized not 5 words.)

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But then it’s an IPS…

Please don’t bury me yet!

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New lump, painful, now vibrates.

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“Do you need your nose!?”

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You are addicted to opiates.

Your mother never touched you.

Each day, a new growth.

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Your leg has a worm.

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360 degrees, nothing but horizon.

Addiction courses through your family.

All I see is sea.

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First, we make an incision.

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Johann Gilette is my friend.

(Don’t google it, his story is dark. Trust me, like horror movie daaark, but he is still my friend)

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Holy crap, that’s so gross.

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