You took a backup, right?
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Holy crap Anne was my dean. And I was a bridesmen at james wedding. I am actually crying now.
Thanks! Here, watch this video:
http://www.imdb.com/rg/VIDEO_PLAY/LINK//video/hulu/vi417113881/
Heh, I appreciate it. Gonna back out, feeling a little maudlin 
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Holy Shit, you not joking?
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In a phrase, not even
Aeroplanes known to crash mysteriously!
You monster!
And Iâm outta likes!!! dang!
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No wait, got that backwards!
Well, holy fucking amaze balls.
Iâm sorry to hear that story.
What a shitty fucking predicament.
My deepest commiserations, my friend.
I hope this isnât tacky.
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Some times people do montrous things, even in five words >:)
Sometimes my two grandfathers, my father, my mother, and a few friends would make great novels.
AnywaysâŚ
Whos knocking at my door!
[LIKE] 
<Iâm outta likes sop fuuuuuck you>
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(Scariest thing ever, when you realize)
Life is, what it is.
@japhroaig didnât use [spoiler]...[/spoiler] tag.
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You are CEO of Unizone.
(limited in-bbs audience for this one)
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INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER
(is blatant plagiarism cheating? Because Iâm doing it anyway)
Can anyone fly a plane?
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The candiru⌠The bloody candiru!!!
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You forgot to get dressed.
It wasnât just a dream.
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You only know five words.
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You can only say questions.
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Nothing else can go wrong.
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