74-year-old "dead" woman found alive in funeral home

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/04/74-year-old-dead-woman-found-alive-in-funeral-home.html

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[KathyPartdeux]

But I don’t want to go on the cart.

[catsidhe]

Oh don’t be such a baby.

[NukeML]

Declared dead at 9:44am. Was already shipped to the funeral home by 11:44am. I bet the home had already put another person in her still-warm bed by then

[anothernewbbaccount]

Hmm - seems like an opportunity for some vertical integration. Hospice and funeral home combined. Two hours? Pfft!
/s

[knappa]

you forget your “I ate’nt dead” sign once…

[Brainspore]

I hope she at least qualified for the Early Bird discount.

[DiveGirl]

“I feel happy!”