Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/23/77-year-old-trump-worried-about-leaky-pecker.html
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The pun-fest this whole mess is dissolving into offends some humor-challenged folks, but I would suggest that gallows humor is the only real response to the shit that was pulled by this asshat until he faces some real consequences. That, and the fact that the mortal vulnerability of all fascists is being the butt of the joke. So jest on, warriors for the good and true! Leaky peckers, courtroom eruptions and all!
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Wow, that is some quite juvenile humor. /considers…/
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This morning’s Pecker testimony almost suggests that Pecker is unaware of the legal distinction between National Enquirer business-as-usual “checkbook journalism” of (libeling) Hollywood stars and campaign finance laws hiding expenses. That is, he doesn’t seem to distinguish orange-blob the “reality” TV show host from orange-blob the national political candidate. hnn
Also impressive bit of direct text “projection” behavior where trumpy agents (e.g. Cohen) were approximately sending whatever trump is about to be accused of with ‘trump’ crossed out and ‘Ted Crux’ (an opposing candidate at the time) written in place.
UPDATE: Tuesday, Apr 23, 2024 · 9:21:41 AM PDT · Mark Sumner
Some of the negative stories about Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, and others that appeared in the National Enquirer were based on information sent directly from Cohen to Pecker. This was a pipeline of false information that wasn’t about protecting Trump in his personal life, but improving his chances as a candidate. “TED CRUZ SHAMED BY PORN STAR”
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BY HONEST SELF REFLECTION.
not that this is likely to happen.
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How I assume the trial is going today:
(When I was a kid I never got why they called Walter Peck “Dickless”)
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Yep. Came here for the headline and, apart from thinking it was an appropriate name for a publisher for the National Enquirer, wondered if “Pecker” was some kind of ironic name. Asked and answered. 
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“Many people are saying it.”
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Trump is worried peckerwood leak his secrets
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Trump used to be able to depend on Pecker to stand up for him whenever a porn star was involved, but the inexorable march of time takes its toll on that kind of thing.
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But his Pecker flipped, or was it flopped?
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Maybe Pecker has just gone soft.
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Maybe Pecker caught something and it killed it?
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A leaky Pecker seems the least of Trump’s worries at this point…
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