Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/23/national-enquirer-publisher-tu.html
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"Donald Trump’s Pecker Problem" -NYDailyNews
“People are saying I have a big Pecker problem. I assure you that the truth is just the opposite.”
Whenever you refer to one of Trump’s “friends,” I think it would be accurate to include the quote marks.
“Mr. Pecker’s relationship with Mr. Trump stretches back decades.” -WallStreetJournal
Talking Points Memo had a headline about “Pecker Rolling on Trump…” that had me wondering what the heck, 'cuz I didn’t know it was a guy’s last name, lol.
Screwed by Pecker he hasn’t seen in months.
A man named something like “Fart” has a friend with a name something like “Pecker”? What other friends do they have? …wait. I don’t want to know.
We all thought Russian collusion would bring Trump down. Looks like it will be his penchant for extramarital affairs and their subsequent cover-ups.
Whatever it takes to bring him down, by hook(ers) or crook(s).
Well, whatever it takes to bring Trump down by legal means. We’ve seen what happens when rule of law breaks down – we get the Trump Administration.
That was the intended meaning, yes.
Unfortunately, they haven’t published since 2000.