Catch and Kill: National Enquirer protected Trump from Playboy model’s affair charges, reports WSJ


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/04/trump-catch-and-kill.html


#2

How surprising.


#3

Honestly, the man could murder a baby on the national stage and eat its liver to thunderous applause.


#4

Wasn’t this a plot point in Downton Abbey?


#5

Let him stand.


#6

If he can, long-term, then we’ll talk, until then, he’s just a mainstream TV-candidate. Fuck mainstream TV.


#7

**WINK**

Seriously how can they even make that claim with a straight face. It would be like saying “we paid Ms. Lewinski $2 Million for her grandma’s brownie recipe, but her contract also had a standard clause granting exclusive lifetime rights on any stories about sex acts involving any Heads of State.”


#8

That’s a heavy wink.


#9

Better story is that reporters have now found legit proof that Melanie worked in the US before getting a work visa. Neither story will matter because she’s white so her immigration status is a non-issue and he’s an alpha f̶a̶i̶l̶, male, so getting some on the side is a positive for his base.


#10

But who to choose. Who indeed…

edit: The driver of the 2016 truck fire? Yeah…

The future is NOW.


#11

This is not a contest of cons…

P.S. This joke is for sale: One Million Dollars.

P.P.S. P.M.-me, now.


#12

Does this come before or after the part when he’s calling out Bill Clinton for cheating on Hillary?


#13

He’s a con-artist running for POTUS, and somehow he’s fooled forty percent? Fuck that. I refute him, now.

Wizard-power-engaged.

boom bam beep boop wand-engaged

I declare fuck that!


#15

Wizard power!


#16

You’ve got that backwards. He’s calling out HILLARY for the unforgivable sin of being cheated ON.


#17

So “Classy,” no?

How many dirty divorces does he have again?

Corny aside, but she stood by her man…

I can’t believe I just wrote that…welp, I did. So, there’s that.


#18

Don’t just refute him, REFUDIATE him.


#19

It’s repudiate, and I do, but I refute more tonight.


#20

right, right, so it would be all Melenia’s fault that he screwed the bunny


#21

What was with her dress at that last speech? Why are billionaires so ill-tailored?

Cons.

Neither of them have spoken the truth in so long, it’s a surprise their lips still work…

And they are ill-dressed too. That is all.