Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/24/ted-cruz-humiliated-as-pecker-spills-beans-on-trumps-vicious-insults.html
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Stop that, eh! US Senator Ted Cruz has made it clear that he is not, and has never been, in any way Canadian, and speaking for all Canadians I think it’s only polite to take him at his word.
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Prosecution picked a perfect Pecker, publisher to provoke the pickled perpetrator and Putin puppet of perpetual crime.
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I suspect there are a buttload of candidates for that title, Cancun probably isn’t even at the top of the list.
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Possibly perfect persecutory prose.
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Oh, no, you can’t pin him on us anymore. We have our dick bags, but this one is making America great again.
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Last night they had this panel on CNN and I think they were competing with each other for who could say “Pecker” the most times.
And yes, there is some irony that one of the panelists was Jeffrey Toobin. I don’t even know how anyone there can even take him remotely seriously.
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Does he wank on live TV when the camera is on someone else?
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… Enquirer headlines from the period attacking Mr Cruz included: “Ted Cruz Sex Scandal – 5 Secret Mistresses”, “Ted Cruz Shamed By Porn Star” and “Perv Ted Cruz Caught Cheating”.
So they wrote the stories and then did a find/replace, substituting “Cruz” in place of “Trump”?
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“revealing how he would publish demeaning articles about Cruz at Trump’s request.”
if I were a publisher, i would publish demeaning articles about Cruz even Without T’s request. Because all you have to do in order to demean that guy is report the truth. No weasle words required.
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His folks were only passing through when Rafael Edward Cruz Jr. dropped.
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Funny, I think Ted Cruz was dropped, too. 
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How can anyone in Texas vote for Carnival Cruz? I thought you were macho?
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Former Senator Al Franken skewers self-righteous dirtbags like nobody else.
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Somehow I don’t think people like 45 and Cruz have the capacity for shame.
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Is it possible to humiliate Ted Cruz?
I mean, he wakes up every day and looks in the mirror, and realizes. . . he’s Ted Cruz.
I can’t think of anything much more humiliating.
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Every accusation is an admission of guilt.
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