A bong that looks like a chicken and squeaks when you smoke it

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/26/a-bong-that-looks-like-a-chick.html

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[jaded]

This is how society collapses. In giggle fits.

[dukmaghandi]

This is how society leaps, hops and skips forward toward universal liberty. In giggle fits.

[kpkpkp]

This is true. I tried it.

[Shuck]

It squeaks “on every rip.”

That sounds like it would get old, fast, even when stoned.

[DonatellaNobody]

@frauenfelder

It squeaks “on every rip.”

Just like me.

[Faffenreffer]

If it smokes like a chicken and squeaks like a mouse then it’s probably a bong.

[FGD135]

Sure. Why not.

[davide405]

@Shuck

That sounds like it would get old, fast, even when stoned.

Then you are not stoned enough

[kpkpkp]

obligatory

[Garymon]

I’m just imagining this in an apartment space.

[muffled] SQUEEK!
[muffled] Laughing
[muffled] SQUEEK! SQUEEK!
[muffled] Louder Laughing
[muffled] SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
[muffled] Laughing, loud thud, something shatters
… moment of silence…
[muffled] SQUEEK! SQUEEK! SQUEEK! SQUEEK! SQUEEK!
[muffled] CHEERING
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ETA: there was a party on my floor on Saturday night. The above is basically what I heard minus the chicken until 3 am-ish. I was awake and didn’t care. I can’t imagine people with normal sleep schedules were very pleased.

[Robbo]

And when you get the munchies:

[stephen_schenck]

Dry, not for use with water

Then it’s not a bong at all, innit? Just a pipe.

[Papasan]

Which came first the chicken or the stoner? Asking for a friend…

[jerwin]

[deedub]

Keep smoking that chicken!

[Shuck]

@davide405

Then you are not stoned enough

Definitely true. Though I’m not sure I could get stone enough for that.

[Pensketch]

Too bad I already got my mom’s Christmas present. Maybe for her birthday.

[kpkpkp]

[deedub]