Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/17/a-calvinesque-and-hobbesian-lo-5.html
Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH little Donald the boy president and his imaginary publicist John take America on a magical journey to authoritarianism
The greatest king who ever kinged.
I wonder what the world will be like without Donald? #restorenormalcy2020
I weep.
And then I add a few characters.
Ahem, normality.
Hey, ānormalcyā is a perfectly cromulent around these parts
A million hearts to you if I could. Harding and normalcy are one of my biggest bugbears.
Possibly, though, that was a reference to historical presidential idiocy? Cheeto isnt the first prez to invent his own lexicon (bigly.) We might not be giving @euansmith enough creditā¦
My sincerest contrafibularities.
I remember cable news using the word normalcy after 9/11, as in returning to it. It didnāt sound right then either, at least to educated ears. I guess itās peopleās eternal drive to create buzzwords.
Itās funny terrifying because itās absolutely true!
Apparently, Harding didnāt actually coin the word, but popularised itā¦ or un-popularised it would appear. Thatās according to that Merriam-Webster anyhow.
But, anyway, all words are āmade-upā
Reminds me of thisā¦
As exciting as it has been for his narcissism to be POTUS, he undoubtedly has urges for all sorts of dealings, both with business and with porn stars, that he can only really follow through with as a former POTUS. After 8 years of this confinement, heāll be fine with leaving, as he says, āthat dumpā of a White House.
Indeed.
Just substitute ālawyersā for ātrumpā but of course still include lawyers.
I hope thatās true, but thereās a whole lot of other stuff that very well may be done to him if heās no longer POTUS.
Absolutely brilliant!!
In recent decades somebody somewhere is always harping on this alleged threat