A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a President becoming a Dictator

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/17/a-calvinesque-and-hobbesian-lo-5.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH little Donald the boy president and his imaginary publicist John take America on a magical journey to authoritarianism

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The greatest king who ever kinged.

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I wonder what the world will be like without Donald? #restorenormalcy2020

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I weep.

And then I add a few characters.

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Ahem, normality.

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Hey, ā€œnormalcyā€ is a perfectly cromulent around these parts :smiley:

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A million hearts to you if I could. Harding and normalcy are one of my biggest bugbears.

Possibly, though, that was a reference to historical presidential idiocy? Cheeto isnt the first prez to invent his own lexicon (bigly.) We might not be giving @euansmith enough creditā€¦

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My sincerest contrafibularities.

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I remember cable news using the word normalcy after 9/11, as in returning to it. It didnā€™t sound right then either, at least to educated ears. I guess itā€™s peopleā€™s eternal drive to create buzzwords.

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I donā€™t know why this seems relevant? But here it goesā€¦

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Itā€™s funny terrifying because itā€™s absolutely true!

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Apparently, Harding didnā€™t actually coin the word, but popularised itā€¦ or un-popularised it would appear. Thatā€™s according to that Merriam-Webster anyhow.

But, anyway, all words are ā€œmade-upā€ :smiley:

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Reminds me of thisā€¦

black-adder-1-ba

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Yep. Be ready.

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As exciting as it has been for his narcissism to be POTUS, he undoubtedly has urges for all sorts of dealings, both with business and with porn stars, that he can only really follow through with as a former POTUS. After 8 years of this confinement, heā€™ll be fine with leaving, as he says, ā€œthat dumpā€ of a White House.

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Indeed.

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Just substitute ā€˜lawyersā€™ for ā€˜trumpā€™ but of course still include lawyers.

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I hope thatā€™s true, but thereā€™s a whole lot of other stuff that very well may be done to him if heā€™s no longer POTUS.

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Absolutely brilliant!!

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In recent decades somebody somewhere is always harping on this alleged threat

https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/286105-majority-of-democrats-want-third-term-for-obama

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