🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

While Trump makes the stinkscreen, Moscow Mitch carries on the real work.

eta: On the plus side, he’s worried about losing control of the White House and Senate. Just one or the other and it’s not really a problem.

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No golf 4 U

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When the going gets horrible, the horrible turn pro.

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Hey, remember back during peak Russiagate, when the liberal establishment was waxing poetic about the honor and integrity of the noble FBI?

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I just wanna make it long enough to hear that that utter failure of a human being has succumbed to the virus.

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Any news of his imminent demise, whatever the means, will be welcome.

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Trump’s retweets signal desire to end social distancing after 15 days

From CNN’s Nikki Carvajal

President Trump is sending retweets that seem to be encouraging an end to strong social distancing measures after the current 15-day period, despite concern from public health officials that it won’t be long enough to blunt the worst of the coronavirus.

“15 days,” one user tweeted. “Then we isolate the high risk groups and the rest of us get back to work before it’s all over for everyone!! #Landslide2020”

“Flatten the curve NOT the Economy,” reads a follow up tweet.

“After 15 days are over the world can begin to heal!,” another user tweeted.

Jesus fucking Christ on toast WTF is he doing???

Can you imagine him doing this after a nuclear attack? “Go ahead folks, go outside it’s fine…”

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The idea that 15 days is somehow magical has been promoted at every one of his stupid presser. And ignoring the experts who have been trying to explain, very simply and using words of one syllable or less, that the virus does not give a damn about his tweets is SOP. Fuck.

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And without all that many losses!

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“On Sunday, he was literally mocking from the pulpit people who stayed home,” Montgomery said. “I don’t know how you walk that back.”

They can walk anything back. It’s a miracle!

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Yes, I can.

In fact, I can imagine him looking straight at the mushroom cloud, a la the solstice.

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