šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤” A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤”

Huge LOL. Pussy ass bitch!

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while it is generally how i cope with the world, i recognize it can drive other people batty. especially in a public forum where different people have different coping mechanisms. iā€™ll try my best

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Just remember;

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a little more details here from their local news

i canā€™t believe this hasnā€™t made national news yet.

the agentā€™s claim for justification is that the truck drove at him. thereā€™s a video, and to me it seems like not only was he not in danger, he chose to shoot rather than move away from the truck.

the fbi hasnā€™t filed any changes against the man the agent tried to kill. they actually even released him from custody

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Oh dear. I think maybe all that golf (215 outings to date, running tab here) is getting in the way of his winning.

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My personal theory: Trump has spent his entire life being obsessed with the stock market. I think heā€™s pushing these tariffs and watching the market closely, with the hope to make a big China deal during the election cycle to ā€œsave us from recessionā€ and look like a brilliant dealmaker.

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I think thatā€™s a credible theory.

I also think that youā€™ve completely captured the depth of his thinking on the matter: A will lead to B which will lead to C and then Big Donnie will swoop in, gather up the stock market in his giant hands and save us all from ruin.

If Trump ever had even the barest presentiment of a nuanced thought, he would certainly have had it cut from his body, pulverized to an even consistency, and burned until all that was left was a fine, gold ash. Ersatz, natch.

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And I believe the whole Alabama obsession is about a land deal he was hoping to score if thousands of people had to abandon rebuilding plans. Just my personal theory.

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Which is basically the classic behaviour of an abuser scaled up to a whole nation. Only Trump can save you from Trump.

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Shocker.

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I agree with that take. His lying feels like a score. It feels like winning.

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It is stupefying that sheā€™s seemingly the only one who get this.

The rest either donā€™t get it, which is bad, or they do get it and refuse to actually play the hardball necessary to make it happen, which is worse.

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/s

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Meth is bad mā€™kay

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It literally just dawned on me that Trumpā€™s vision for the country is of a giant gated community surrounded by walls on all sides, where the only brown folks left on the inside are there to do the cleaning and staff the drive-thru windows.

ā€œIn the middle of a housing affordability crisis, when the gap between the black and white homeownership rates is as big as it was when housing discrimination was legal, the Trump administration wants to make it harder for creditworthy working familiesā€”especially families of colorā€”to buy a home and build wealth,ā€ Senator Elizabeth Warren said in a statement. ā€œThatā€™s shameful.ā€

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