šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤” A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤”

I had to zoom inā€¦I thought it was photoshopped.

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Seriously; why the fuck does he look like heā€™s channeling ā€˜Supa Hot Fire,ā€™ or something?

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I just canā€™t, with this dumbass timelineā€¦

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"ā€¦believe weā€™ve seen enough evidence now to move forward with articles of impeachment.ā€ - Intelligence committee member Joaquin Castro

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For as long as itā€™s taken them to get the ball rolling on even having hearings, it blows my mind that so many Democrats are now going ā€œyep, thatā€™s it, we got him, pack it up and ship it to the Senate!ā€ this early into the process. Thereā€™s 3 years of blatantly vile and unconstitutional garbage to dredge upā€”most of it not even particularly well-hidden to begin withā€”and continue to drive him into conniptions over. Leaving aside the structural necessity to tear out all of this corruption root and branch, closing this entire inquiry down before Christmas just smacks of utter political incompetence, because it gives all of the leverage back to McConnell with just under an entire year before the election. Thatā€™s plenty of time to bury and spin it as a Democratic hit-job that the president successfully defeated, rather than having blaring headlines rolling into November of 2020 proclaiming the 8 millionth flagrantly illegal thing the president has done this week (running on the likely assumption that even if articles of impeachment are delivered in overwhelming force and number, McConnell will bury them however he can to prevent Trumpā€™s removal from office).

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Hmmmmm, timing is spectacular.

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Bias! Heā€™s trying to unduly influence things because heā€™s running for president!Ā¹ (says some Trumpian twit and/or Fox News commentator, most likely).

Ā¹Yes, you and I and everyone with a brain knows that itā€™s JuliĆ”n running for president, but the numbnuts probably canā€™t tell them apart, even if Joaquin did grow a beard to help with that. And yes, JuliĆ”n is his brother, but that doesnā€™t mean that there isnā€™t a fucking shipload of crimes here. But Trumpsters never let facts get in the way of a good screamfest.

(Edited for spelling, because I come from a language without a lot of accented characters, and put some in the wrong place).

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Sooooā€¦congratulations?

Is there cunning plan to make Joe look like a grandfather? Thatā€™s kinda his selling point.

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The opening statement from Devin Nunes today is just embarrassing.

He is trying to paint the Democrats in the House as the criminals who ā€œgot caughtā€ by repeating all these wild conspiracy theories.

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Well, they are twin brothers. Whoā€™s to say they donā€™t do Parent Trap-style switches just to confuse people.

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Donā€™t attack the facts. Attack the process and the people.

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Waitā€¦ I just thought of something. I know usually, itā€™s only the presidents immediate family (spouse, children, I mean) that gets a detailā€¦ but if Castro were to win, given that his brother is in congress AND his twinā€¦ would he get one, too?

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and for those people who get their news and information from fox news, breitbart, drudge report, and limbaugh his statement will be conclusive.

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This bit from todayā€™s testimony will surely make it to an SNL sketch list:

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ā€œThe Phone Callā€

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Joaquin specifically mentioned in their opening comments with Vindman that Julian made them grow a beard.

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Indeed. Both parties have claimed this weekā€™s hearings as devastating wins for their side.

538 shows Trump approval rating climbing.

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And Trump started withholding support from Israel until they sort out their corruption problem, right?

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JFC

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That stupid brat had the chance to take out Donnie-Two-Bibles in 1992 and blew it.

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