🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

WTF? It gets lost in the shear volume of stupid shit running down the pipe these days, but this is the President of the United States calling on a parent company to make favorable editorial changes at an independent news outlet! FFS, for any other president, there would be calls for impeachment for this, alone!

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Did Republicans pivot from being all about capitalism and laissez-faire economics when I wasn’t looking? Because what we have here is basically a Republican president meddling in the business affairs of a corporation.

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Not sure how I missed this story last week, but it promises to be interesting.

Also, this quality person associated with the president is in trouble again:

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Corporations are free to do whatever they like, as long as it’s something Republicans approve of.

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I doubt the current justice department will do shit about Prince, given that his sister is the secretary of education. These fucks ensure their inner circle will be protected.

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That’s some Dragon Tattoo shit right there.

Can everybody say leverage?

Louder now!

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I would quite happily lock him in a room with Nate and Eliot.

Sweet FSM I miss that show in this current climate.

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Fuck West Virginia.

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Fuck the ruling class of West Virginia.

There are plenty of good people there.

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Uncle Sam wants to read your tweets, check out your Instagram, log your email addresses before you enter the Land of the Free on a visa

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You may remember Duncan Hunter from his 2017 hit " How to embezzle 200K from your campaign and blame your teenage kid." Since this is the worst possible timeline, Mr. Hunter continues to serve in the House rather than languishing in jail.

Recently, while defending Trump’s proposed pardon of Navy SEAL Edward Gallagher, the lovable Mr. Hunter asked if he too should judged for killing “probably hundreds of civillians” in Fallujah.

One of the podcast’s hosts, Kate Mannion, pushed back, arguing that “it’s such a slippery slope” and that Gallagher’s alleged killing of the prisoner “goes against our honor so egregiously.”
“Well, then, how do you judge me?” Hunter replied. “So, I was an artillery officer, and we fired hundreds of rounds into Fallujah, killed probably hundreds of civilians — if not scores, if not hundreds of civilians. Probably killed women and children, if there were any left in the city when we invaded. So do I get judged, too?”

Let’s hope so, Dunc. Let’s hope so.

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Yes, those are war crimes, and you should be arrested. Thank you for admitting, openly, to committing war crimes.

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No, no, see- he only probably killed women and children if he happened to run across any, sort of like that old Catholic man is probably the Pope if he’s living in the papal residence and wearing a nifty hat.

Gee whiz, ain’t life complicated? It’s awful hard to know when a guy is doin’ the right thing.

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Government, how the fuck does that work?

Idiot.

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“Hicks agreed to supply the documents despite a White House directive advising her not to cooperate with the committee.”

Ohhhhhh myyyy! trump is going to be pissed.

Ha!Ha! GOOD.

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