Sheās probably never even seen Biden because heās about as white as one guy can get.
Thanks for that Onion!
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You know, the same sentences could describe our presidentās genius idea of suddenly having the urge to place his penis into a cigar-trimmer.
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Is he on meth???
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āYou canāt have whatās happeningāwhere police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,ā
there is this weird health paranoia on the far right
they think everybody outside their group is giving them diseases 
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Multiple officials in Washington were caught off guard by the news that Ivanka Trump had found her way into a conversation about nuclear weapons between her father and Kim Jong Un.
fuckfuckfuckfuck
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āYou canāt have whatās happeningāwhere police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,ā the president exclaimed.
That sounds like an argument for improved public health, right there. (Even if itās a Trump fact rather than a real fact.)
Itās too bad that they can never see that improved health care for the undeserving lowest rung floats everyoneās boat.
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One speculation I read is that she has to be by her fatherās side to explain in his ear and keep him from appearing senile.
If that really is the best explanationā¦that shows what weāve been reduced to.
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Or as past pictures indicate, on his lap.
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So itās a double āstupidity transmogrifierā. My sweet hamberder, the fear you strike into my heart.
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Yuge U-turn: Prez Trump walks back on Huawei banā¦ at least the tech sector seems to think so
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He lived in NYC in the 80s, even!
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The circus is coming to DC with way too many clowns
The Proud Boysāself-described āWestern chauvinistsā who adhere to a dizzying array of rules, including restrictions on how much they can masturbate āwill be joined by a number of right-wing internet personalities at the āRally for Free Speechā at D.C.ās Freedom Plaza.
The eventās website lists a number of right-wing internet provocateurs, including conservative smear-pusher Jacob Wohl, anti-Muslim activist Laura Loomer, British far-right activist Milo Yiannopoulos, and former Pizzagate promoter Jack Posobiec. The bill also names a host of lesser-known social media figures, including YouTube prankster-turned-congressional candidate Joey Salads and āCopper Cab,ā the YouTuber who became famous in 2010 for the viral āgingers have soulsā video.
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Could be nothingā¦
āThe statement came after reports that the vice presidentās plane had been diverted to return to Washington after it was already in flight to New Hampshire, where Pence was scheduled to speak at a drug rehabilitation facility.ā
āPence is now in the West Wing, the official said.ā
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The 4th is only two days away, and Donnieās throwing a fit over a parade that wonāt happen.
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Well, fuck him.
Silver lining is that he had the FAA shut down DCA for the night.
Which reminds me:
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Sure, Donnie. As soon as we get the full, unaltered text of what the investigators found with Trump business ties to China and Ukraine.
The projection is strong with this one.
(Not that I see anything wrong with examining Hunter Bidenās as well. It just shouldnāt be done by someone who is up to his neck in shady mob deals).
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