🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

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She’s probably never even seen Biden because he’s about as white as one guy can get.

Thanks for that Onion!

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You know, the same sentences could describe our president’s genius idea of suddenly having the urge to place his penis into a cigar-trimmer.

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Is he on meth???

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“You can’t have what’s happening—where police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,”

there is this weird health paranoia on the far right

they think everybody outside their group is giving them diseases :confused:

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Multiple officials in Washington were caught off guard by the news that Ivanka Trump had found her way into a conversation about nuclear weapons between her father and Kim Jong Un.

fuckfuckfuckfuck

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“You can’t have what’s happening—where police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,” the president exclaimed.

That sounds like an argument for improved public health, right there. (Even if it’s a Trump fact rather than a real fact.)

It’s too bad that they can never see that improved health care for the undeserving lowest rung floats everyone’s boat.

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One speculation I read is that she has to be by her father’s side to explain in his ear and keep him from appearing senile.

If that really is the best explanation…that shows what we’ve been reduced to.

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Or as past pictures indicate, on his lap.

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So it’s a double “stupidity transmogrifier”. My sweet hamberder, the fear you strike into my heart.

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Yuge U-turn: Prez Trump walks back on Huawei ban… at least the tech sector seems to think so

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He lived in NYC in the 80s, even!

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The circus is coming to DC with way too many clowns

The Proud Boys—self-described “Western chauvinists” who adhere to a dizzying array of rules, including restrictions on how much they can masturbate —will be joined by a number of right-wing internet personalities at the “Rally for Free Speech” at D.C.’s Freedom Plaza.

The event’s website lists a number of right-wing internet provocateurs, including conservative smear-pusher Jacob Wohl, anti-Muslim activist Laura Loomer, British far-right activist Milo Yiannopoulos, and former Pizzagate promoter Jack Posobiec. The bill also names a host of lesser-known social media figures, including YouTube prankster-turned-congressional candidate Joey Salads and “Copper Cab,” the YouTuber who became famous in 2010 for the viral “gingers have souls” video.

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Could be nothing…

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-02/pence-abruptly-cancels-trip-official-says-no-cause-for-alarm

“The statement came after reports that the vice president’s plane had been diverted to return to Washington after it was already in flight to New Hampshire, where Pence was scheduled to speak at a drug rehabilitation facility.”

“Pence is now in the West Wing, the official said.”

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The 4th is only two days away, and Donnie’s throwing a fit over a parade that won’t happen.

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Well, fuck him.

Silver lining is that he had the FAA shut down DCA for the night.

Which reminds me:

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Sure, Donnie. As soon as we get the full, unaltered text of what the investigators found with Trump business ties to China and Ukraine.

The projection is strong with this one.

(Not that I see anything wrong with examining Hunter Biden’s as well. It just shouldn’t be done by someone who is up to his neck in shady mob deals).

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