Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/26/a-disaster-bingo-card-for-the.html
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so, are we going for a full blackout card here, or just a traditional line?
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Bomb trains! BINGO!
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Somehow, even with the zombies, this is still not as fucked as reality - they’re missing both “double hurricane” and “massive toxic spill,” both things we’re about to get as the hurricanes hit the oil refinery areas of Texas with storm surges the areas probably haven’t seen in over a century.
Trump would talk about how he would have responded to Katrina better than Bush (he refused to say, even in scenario roleplaying, what he’d actually do, but…), so now we get the chance to see him fuck it up even worse.
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You get a BINGO! and you get a BINGO!! Everybody gets a BINGO!!!11!!
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At this point, I can’t decide whether I’d prefer that we go out with a bang or a whimper.
At least the bang would be faster.
Here’s hoping that the astronomers have seriously underestimated the size of the November 2 asteroid.
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Trump will whip out his Sharpie and change the path of the asteroid.
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But I don’t want a BINGO!
(Can I get a different game reality, please?)
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