A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

The Twinkie defense for pols - the internet made me do it!

No rebrand for you!

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No rebrand for Rolling Stone? It’s not a pol. :confused:

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“The Republican staffer texted his friend that Schlapp was “pissed I didn’t follow him to his hotel room.”

“I’m so sorry man,” the friend responded. “What a fucking creep.”

“I just don’t know how to say it to my superiors thst heir [sic] surrogate fondled my junk without my consent,” the staffer wrote.

Schlapp has close ties to former President Donald Trump, in whose administration his wife served as communications director from 2017-2019 and whose false claims about the 2020 presidential election he has parroted.“

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good! now get him out of Florida, please. f*cking carpet bagger scumbag needs someplace else to play fascist failson.

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You have a boat. Take him for a ride. 12 miles out. Bring cement.

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i can always get a new anchor…
should the one i have “get hung up” on something.

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Use the right chain.

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With MTG, an asshole baker’s dozen.

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MC now working on how to word a PayMyFineAndLegalFees fundraiser on GoFundMe.

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Grifting old party…

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I’ve read several articles now where different economists say this is a bizarre and uniquely American way to handle a nation-state’s debt. A couple of them also pointed out that it’s usually the GOP that weaponises this mechanism that has serious implications for the domestic and international economy.

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Oh how he we wish he was right that we’re ALL sick of it.

Sucks that instead, the “tax and spend Democrats” canard still works so well on Republican voters.

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We love doing that in this stupid country, don’t we? God forbid that we look at what others are doing and take note! Not America! We’re exceptional!!! /s

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Especially considering Republicans don’t tax, and spend like there’s no tomorrow.

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TC: “Nicotine frees your mind…"

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