A hysterically horrendous Han Solo keychain


#1

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#2

Han derped first!


#3

Looks more like a young John Travolta, IMO.


#4

You’d look derpy too, if someone screwed a giant eye bolt through your head!


#5

Or David Schwimmer.


#6

I was thinking Ross from Friends, but now all I see is Barbarino.


#7

Up yer nose wid a rubbah hose!


#8

I’m thinking Jim Brewer. It’s the chin on that awful keychain figure


#9

Dana Carvey?


#10

The third panel is definitely Henry Winkler as the Fonz.

Princess Leia: "I love you"
Fonz Solo: “Ayyyyy!”


#11

Definitely weird but, a much lighter solution than Star Wars Kettlebells!


#12

The nose is all wrong.


#13

Well, I know what one of my stocking stuffers will be this year.


#14

Young Elliott Gould.
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#15

That expression is hauntingly familiar.

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#16

Reminds me of the weirdly drawn Han in the cartoon in the middle of the Star Wars Holiday Special. But the keychain has much less charm.


#17

That Vader one would be painful to catch a corner while flailing around lifting the kettle bell


#18

The best explanation is

You idiots! These are not them. You’ve captured [the likeness of] their stunt doubles!


#19

No, no, it’s supposed to be the other Han Solo.
You know, the one in Star Trek?


#20

Needs more Lonk.