A man finds three bears at his house, and this one is snarfing KFC in his kitchen

[XantheStone]

This is now my go to excuse when my house is messy, which is always.

[ClutchLinkey]

“Don’t mind the mess. 3 bears ransacked the place earlier because my roommate left KFC out on the counter.”

I like it.

[FGD135]

“It was bears. Invisible bears. A lot of them.”

[vernonbird]

@Bobo

Mama bear going to retrieve a baby bear that’s gotten too close to the humans - yeah, no.

Sure, if you are alone.
Otherwise, you just have to outrun whoever you are with.

[cheem]

It works with black bears. Not so much with grizzlies.

[XantheStone]

It will be a believable excuse despite the fact that:

1. I don’t have a roommate of such (live with husband and child)

2. I am the only one in the house who eats KFC

3. I live in Australia and we don’t have any native bears, but they can always escape from the zoo.

[FGD135]

Some giant, invisible marsupial or other, then.
You can’t tell me Australia doesn’t have any critters that’d fit the bill.

[ClutchLinkey]

I was going to call you out by posting a drop bear, but that image search freaked me out.

[anon67050589]

Whaddya know, there is actually one lethal animal that Australia DOESN’T have!

[anon61221983]

PersonalBeavis

A strong debut. Welcome comrade!

[XantheStone]

We don’t talk about drop bears. That summons them.

[FGD135]