Originally published at: This three-legged bear broke into a home and chugged three White Claws (video) | Boing Boing
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Wonder if the bear can collab with the unemployed wine guy you tube channel?
Good thing they were out of cocaine.
This three-legged bear broke into a home…
Ain’t no laws when you’re armed with bear claws.
Related: Whenever I see White Claw, I think of this gem from Madeleine Dean. “Passing laws and drinking claws” is just <chef’s kiss>.
The bear then went around to other members of the pack claiming to being ‘wasted’…
1: This is really on the company for naming it that. It’s like it’s marketed TO bears.
2: I don’t think three cans is a large enough sample size to fairly determine the bear’s favorite flavor, unless this has happened more than once.
A three-legged bear broke into a Lake Mary, Florida home and helped itself to three White Claws in the refrigerator.
And no reference to the “hollow leg” joke?
Isn’t this just called “Going to The Eagle In Any Major US City”
I didn’t realize ATLs favorite legendary gay leather bar was a chain now…
I mean, I’ve only ever been to the one in Boston, but I was told that a lot of cities also had gay leather bars called the Eagle, even if it’s not an official chain.
Dang it, I watched that whole video hoping to see the bear actually drink the White Claws. Like, did he pop the top? Poke a hole and chug?
Color me disappointed.
Makes sense, bears usually do have a claw for every leg.
Now I need to know if there is some historically significance to eagles and gay BDSM?
They say he was really into amateur photography before losing a forepaw made it too difficult to haul all his gear around.
Just glad the bear didn’t drink Red Bull.
A bear with wings might be unstoppable.
A real three-fisted drinker.
… it’s a thing
There was a minor scandal in Portland when one guy forgot to renew the trademark or something and another guy nicked it, but I can’t find it now
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