Originally published at: This three-legged bear broke into a home and chugged three White Claws (video) | Boing Boing
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Wonder if the bear can collab with the unemployed wine guy you tube channel?
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Good thing they were out of cocaine.
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This three-legged bear broke into a home…
Ain’t no laws when you’re armed with bear claws.
Related: Whenever I see White Claw, I think of this gem from Madeleine Dean. “Passing laws and drinking claws” is just <chef’s kiss>.
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The bear then went around to other members of the pack claiming to being ‘wasted’…
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1: This is really on the company for naming it that. It’s like it’s marketed TO bears.
2: I don’t think three cans is a large enough sample size to fairly determine the bear’s favorite flavor, unless this has happened more than once.
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A three-legged bear broke into a Lake Mary, Florida home and helped itself to three White Claws in the refrigerator.
And no reference to the “hollow leg” joke?
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Isn’t this just called “Going to The Eagle In Any Major US City”
I mean, I’ve only ever been to the one in Boston, but I was told that a lot of cities also had gay leather bars called the Eagle, even if it’s not an official chain.
Dang it, I watched that whole video hoping to see the bear actually drink the White Claws. Like, did he pop the top? Poke a hole and chug?
Color me disappointed.
Makes sense, bears usually do have a claw for every leg.
Now I need to know if there is some historically significance to eagles and gay BDSM?
They say he was really into amateur photography before losing a forepaw made it too difficult to haul all his gear around.
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Just glad the bear didn’t drink Red Bull.
A bear with wings might be unstoppable.
A real three-fisted drinker.
… it’s a thing
There was a minor scandal in Portland when one guy forgot to renew the trademark or something and another guy nicked it, but I can’t find it now
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