Originally published at: Bear saunters into home and heads straight for fridge, like a hungry pro (video) - Boing Boing
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They went out for the day and left the window by the freezer open?
I smell some bear shit.
Those bottom freezers make it a lot easier for a bear to rummage and get your rocky road.
A large grizzly raided the supply shed one night when my dad was stationed in a remote outpost in Alaska with one other guy. She got into a large tin of molasses and ate most of it.
I like to think about the scenario where there was no home cameras, and the bear kicks the freezer shut on its way out.
“Where the fuck is the lasagna, I swear there was a lasagna in here…”
I wonder if it’s figured out fridges hold food by previous trial and error, or if it can smell the food through the door.
Edited video? It may have rummaged through their closets and underwear drawers before trying the freezer.
I’m pretty sure this is just a commercial for the lasagna.
If it wasn’t, it is now.
“It’s so good that bears will break into your house and steal it!”
Pretty sure that’s not the temptation you might think it is…
I would very much prefer bears not break into my house!
Now you’re anti-bear all of a sudden?!?
“Buy this lasagna! Bears will break into your house to get it!”
Yup, leaving that right there. Sorry, my bruin brothers, gonna have to settle for nuts and berries.
See, this is why I avoid those “healthy” breakfast cereals.
I’m imagining the ad for this lasagna will somehow feature Goldilocks and the word “payback,” too.
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