Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/07/watch-bear-wanders-onto-a-por.html
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Bring him some figgy pudding, you heartless people.
Not porridge?
Well, holidays and all…
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OK.
They did take a liking to the dolls, though. Should’ve taken one home…
“Excuse me, can I interest you in this amazing book that will change your life?”
I loved those animations when I was a kid!
Off to hunt down the “Singing in the rain” episode…
The Landshark has obviously adapted to new technology and now uses disguises.
“We don’t really crap in the woods. Can I use your toilet?”
Florida Bear is heads and tails on manners over Florida Man.
“I’d like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior Shardik…”
Missionary bears, I hate that.
That video should have come with a strong content warning for the way that snowman family got viciously mauled.
Oh, Florida Bear, what wacky hijinks will you get up to next?
Extreme irony: It’s Goldilocks’ Florida timeshare.
… and he has an eye for decorations.
He was just following the UPS truck, hoping to snag some food gift baskets. Maybe even a pic-a-nic basket?