A police dog is running against the goat incumbent mayor of a small Vermont town

Pro-goat, and I vote.

That one might be a good boy, but the one in the story is a fucking narc.

If they really wanted to beat the goat, they should have nominated a chupacabra…


…like this cutie.

Are you saying this election isn’t funny? Or something else? The town has a fully functional democratic government, including a town manager who runs the show. This mayorship position is entirely honorary — hence the animals. I don’t see how that makes a joke of it?

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