Oh please let one of them be the chucklefuck who was tossing M-80s on the train tracks outside my apartment at 12am and scaring the SHIT out of my babies.Seriously, I don’t even see how anyone can get excited enough about 4th of July to blow their dick off this year. I can barely summon the enthusiasm for America to light a sparkler.
ETA: In retrospect, I would love have lit a sparkler in solidarity with Therese Patricia Okoumou. Fuck yeah.
