Keeping New Mexico together with Old Mexico, apparently.
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He’s already out, so hopefully, that means it wasn’t as bad as they initially thought.
https://news.yahoo.com/jimmy-carter-released-hospital-fall-105412030.html
Get well soon, Mr. President!
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That’s potentially great news. I know that St. Jimmy can’t live forever, but it feels like we need him now more than ever.
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I do hope he’s around for a while longer, at least…
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This gives me life, as the kids would say.
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Technically, tortoises have digitigrades. So you can’t shake one’s hand…
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Who invited that asshole anyway?
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DAMN!!!
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Hometown Team says FU trump!
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At the risk of repeating myself, DAMN!!!
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Do they typically mic these guys up? I hope so, we might get some choice quotes out of it.
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That was the Snub Heard Round the World, for reals.
And the side-eye Schumer shot Moscow Mitch at the end was priceless.
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You guys remember the snub heard around the world at Cummings’ funeral? There is more to that than meets the eye…
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Surprised he didn’t just punch 'ol Moscow Mitch in the face.
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Resistance?
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Nah, assault.
45 is a shitty choice for a costume, even as scary as that muthafucka is.
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