A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

Satire. Or is it?

ā€œDorrinson said that, although the nationā€™s food-I.D. laws have served it well, they ā€œneed to go furtherā€ to prevent rampant abuses of the system.ā€

ā€œRequiring people who want groceries to have a food I.D. is a good start, but there should also be background checks and a waiting period,ā€ he said.

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Dude, IMO the only thing keeping the country from teetering off into the abyss completely is that thereā€™s no national food shortageā€¦ yet.

Yes, many people are already going hungry or are food insecure; but when thereā€™s not enough overpriced food available to stock the shelves in stores, thatā€™s when the shit is really going to hit the fanā€¦

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That when combined with loss of jobs on a large scale in dense urban areas will lead to an uprising that will not be pretty or lack weapons.

(Sorry, that was dark. Carry on!)

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ā€œThe Urban Wars,ā€ predicted by a variety of writers over the last centuryā€¦

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The smart people in the Pentagon have to plan for worst case scenarios of the not so distant future. It doesnā€™t look great if this video is to be taken seriously.

It kinda freaked me out when it surfaced almost 2 years ago.
I am not more optimistic nowā€¦

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Who was it who said no civilization is ever more than three square meals from revolution?

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I dunno, but Bob Marley said ā€œa hungry mob is an angry mobā€¦ā€

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Illinois Nazis are the worstā€¦

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Isnā€™t reposting ā€˜nudesā€™ without permission illegal?

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I would hope so.

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And yetā€¦

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The party of family values will get around to it eventually, after they finish making laws that life begins at conception and ends at birth. /bitter-s

I can no longer even look at a Republican lawmaker and not wonder, what sick shit has this one done? Actual snakes in suits would be less skin-crawly.

ETA: from the articleā€¦

Deborah Tuerkheimer, a professor of law at Northwestern University with an expertise in studying criminal law and violence against women, did not comment specifically on whether the allegations against Sauer, if true, would constitute criminal wrongdoing. But she said Illinois is among the states that have a ā€œtough revenge porn lawā€ that criminalizes as a felony the nonconsensual distribution of private sexual messages.

Also on the books is ā€œa crime of false impersonation, or pretending to be someone youā€™re not,ā€ Tuerkheimer said.

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I read that Iran labeled the United States as ā€œuntrustworthyā€. How could you not trust and respect this man. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States,

Really folks, this shit has got to stop.

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Ronald McDonald?

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ā€œIt has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.ā€

ā€• Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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RIMMER: Three days without food, and the walls of civilisation come
tumbling down!
LISTER: What dā€™you mean?
RIMMER: They say that every society is only three meals away from
revolution. Deprive a culture of food for three meals, and youā€™ll
have an anarchy. And itā€™s true, isnā€™t it? You havenā€™t eaten for a
couple of days, and youā€™ve turned into a barbarian.

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LojHQ70

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If you think Iā€™m savage without food, the day they outlaw caffeine is the day I start the revolution.

A human can go weeks without food. But coffee is life.

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Not exclusively trumpian, yet.

ā€œThe Russian national had been hired by the US Secret Service and is understood to have had access to the agencyā€™s intranet and email systems, which gave her a window into highly potentially confidential material including the schedules of the president and vice-president.ā€

Well, how else are Putin and trump going to know when to call each other?

Also:

ā€œHer activities of stealing and sharing information could shed more light on how the Russians were able to hack the 2016 presidential election office of the DNC [Democratic National Committee].ā€

(Timing of this and ā€œun-named sourceā€ smells funny)

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