A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

Itā€™s increasingly obvious that a substantial portion of the Border Patrol signed up because they really, really want to shoot some Mexicans, and were terribly upset that they hadnā€™t been given blanket permission to do so until now.

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I wonder when the first person fleeing to Canada will be shot in the back?

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This psycho should not be in any position of authority, certainly not one that involves weapons.

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For the southern border, you donā€™t even need to leave Mexico to be murdered by US agents.

How do you think Americans would react if Mexican authorities made a regular habit of shooting US citizens through the border fence?

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I think carriers are important as a mobile forward airbase. Never know when house of saud is gonna stop cooperating.

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Wouldnā€™t the ā€œright reasonā€ be ā€œbecause itā€™s inhumane,ā€ not ā€œbecause the law says not to do it quite that way?ā€

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This may have been mentioned elsewhere, but Alex Jones is now operating in a semiofficial advisory position to Trump.

A quick roundup of things Alex Jones believes:
ā€¢ Many politicians are secretly lizard people.
ā€¢ The government is creating gay people by putting estrogen in kidsā€™ juice boxes.
ā€¢ Hillary Clinton attends a ā€œwitches churchā€ and she is a literal demon who smells like rotting meat.
ā€¢ Chemtrails are a real thing the government uses to control us.
ā€¢ Vaccines are causing mental illness and the government will declare martial law to enforce them.
ā€¢ Michelle Obama is actually a man, and she murdered Joan Rivers.
ā€¢ Hillary runs a child prostitution ring out of a pizzeria.
ā€¢ Hillary has ā€˜personally murdered and chopped up and raped childrenā€™.
ā€¢ People he doesnā€™t agree with, such as George Will, should be murdered or should violently kill themselves for his amusement.

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He has kind of a point on that first one ā€¦

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So just like david icke he does believe in a lizard people cabal, thatā€™s reassuring. But now being a trump advisor makes him dangerous, at least before when he was ranting about lsd in the water supply, or god knows what, that you could pat him on the head and say ā€œThatā€™s nice, alex. Now run alongā€. How he isnā€™t doing time for the sandy hook thing thoughā€¦

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Iā€™ve been hearing about the Deep State recently. Hereā€™s a nice discussion about that issue:

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No, we couldnā€™t, which is what has made him dangerous for quite some time. Itā€™s easy to write him off as a crackpot conspiracy theorist (which he most definitely is), but like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, he has a large, loyal audience that considers what he says to be 100% patriotic truth. And, for a long time, Trump has considered Alex Jonesā€™ audience to be the ones heā€™s speaking to most directly. Directly or indirectly, heā€™s been advising Trump for years.

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You make a good point but i suppose iā€™m coming at this from a uk perspective. Sure, we have those people here but nowhere near the following they have. I think icke is probably the most high profile, well he was at one time, but even back then he was a joke. I think we have a gentler form of this in someone like jon ronson but this is how we react to loons like jonesā€¦

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Whilst the vast majority of people consider ā€œkooksā€ like Alex Jones to beā€¦wellā€¦ kooks, their following is strong enough that it got Trump elected. Our current president has been saying since early last year that Alex Jones is ā€œamazingā€ and that his show is one of the few news sources not trading in what he calls ā€œfake newsā€. He and his followers literally believe what Alex Jones says.

Iā€™m actually sort of amazed that no mainstream news outlet has directly asked Trump about this. Knowing that heā€™s a fan of the show, wouldnā€™t it be good to know if our President quite literally believes his opponent is a demonic lizard person who runs a Satanic pedophilia ring? Or that fluoride is brainwashing people, or that juice boxes are making kids gay? How much are Trumpā€™s policies affected by the tabloid fodder Alex Jones advises him on?

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ā€œIn the 33 days so far, weā€™ve counted 132 false or misleading claims.ā€

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In todayā€™s edition of ā€œaccidentally telling more of the truth than you probably meant toā€ā€¦

Edit: My favorite part is the superintendentā€™s argument that his demand is no different from people demanding the Confederate flag be taken down, because they both have ā€œpolitical symbolismā€. Like, dude, do you not even begin to understand why that is the exact opposite of a valid comparison?

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Thatā€™s only 4/day.

Thatā€™s fine. This is fine.

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Also known as new-pi/day, since 45ā€™s latest EO declaring that irrational numbers do no exist.

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