A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

This is one I could nearly not like. Liked because it fits here. :frowning:

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“It is not the responsibility of the federal government to manage non-federal law enforcement agencies,” Sessions said in the memo.

Unless it has to do with marijuana or immigrants, of course…

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I’d have to look it up to be sure, but I’m gonna say: making a show of wringing his hands, and then going along with it anyway. (copy-paste for all future situations involving John McCain :unamused:)

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Damn that is a good Trump henchman name

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Hooligans. Behaviour like this does no one any good

Next time…Roundup Weed Killer

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Jesus H. Why?

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Because women are worth less than men. The Almighty Free Market says so.

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Or women…

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Jim Bakker just wants to sell more potato soup buckets.

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Ha ha ha nice knowing you all. This guy has no idea what he’s doing and we’re all going to die :sweat:

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Humorless oil man vs. crazy fat N. Korean hermit dictator with nukes, VX nerve agent and submarines. What could go wrong?

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But her no fly zone…

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Don’t the crazy preachers of the world want the End Times to come about?

Don’t they want to see Jesus again, and all that shit?

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depends if the rapture is doctrine or heresy.

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Sorry, I can’t stop thinking about the domme on the Dark Net

So Bannon is no longer on the NSC?

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Bannon and Spicer have even lower public approval ratings than Trump. Maybe Mango Mussolini is finally realizing that Bannon is one of the (many, many) factors pulling him down.

Or maybe they’re just taking a proactive step to mitigate the damage when Bannon’s various Russia connections come out later this week.

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Nicely put, though I usually go for “doltish fool.” (Or fuckfaced asshat.)

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