Originally published at: A sausage-and-bacon pizza topped with a loaded handgun gets four people arrested | Boing Boing
…
3 Likes
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
14 Likes
It’s missing the adrenochrome, ether, a 300 pound Samoan attorney and a Vincent Black Shadow.
11 Likes
With all that grease? It’ll slip right out of your hand.
Pack that with the calzones.
11 Likes
first off, looks like a domino’s box so it’s pizza only by the most literal definition. second, that is clearly not a bacon and sausage pizza. i grant you the ham-like pieces COULD be Canadian bacon, but it probably is not. But a sheriff’s deputy should be able to tell pepperoni from sausage. PLEASE don’t say “actually pepperoni IS sausage.” Not in the context of pizza, at least to this New Yorker. they are two distinctly different toppings.
6 Likes
There was no room next to the calzones what with the porta-lasik home vision repair kit and the black market chinchillas.
3 Likes
Leave the gun. Take the calzone.
9 Likes
Maybe they didn’t have a pizza wheel? Some people really like char on their pizza, and maybe you can get that with gunfire? Though I think the lead may be problematic.
ETA: Also, be careful to know what you’re getting when you order the “Extra American Flavor” pizza.
4 Likes
OK, here we have it:
WORST PIZZA TOPPING EVER!
I don’t ever want to hear shit about pineapples again!
10 Likes
3 Likes
You can order them from ‘Arnold’s Pizza Shop’. “Every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9 mm bullets on it”.
4 Likes
Texas style crust.
3 Likes
Came here to post this myself.
4 Likes
2 Likes
In the 70s it was spaghetti with revolver, now tasted changed and people like pizza with automatic
Not to mention the lesser-known bratwurst with billyclub.
2 Likes
Bacon? On a pizza?!
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.
