Is it too much to hope they threw a lobster bake at the scene?
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More for me. 
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And me. This story has me craving some lobster bisque now…
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If spiders had more meat on them, I’d give them a go. Lobsters are delicious, and the relationship is close enough that it might work. 
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Think of it as “land food”.
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Pretty sure that dead lobster was being cooked and served. Not a good idea. Still, while amusing, this doesn’t quite come up to the level of Boston’s Great Molasses Flood which actually killed 21 people [not a joke].
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Yeah but I bet they had to eat them without gobs of melted butter, and if you ask me that’s cruel and unusual punishment
Reminds me of Jim Gaffigan:
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Ends on Storrow because the box truck driver didn’t read the maximum height signs, actually.
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… giant lobsters … mate with vehicles.
No, it’s the other way around; the cars are usually the aggressors. This couple is just trying a different position.
There is no amount of bleach I can scrub into my eyes to make that go away.
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Lobster is heavily overrated. Crab however is delicious.
One time I visited my host family in Itami, near Osaka, when I was working in Sapporo a couple years later. I had the largest crab the Sapporo fish market seller had ever seen sent by frozen Takkyubin delivery to their home as a gift for when I arrived.
It took us 4 hours to eat in a nabe pot, 5 of us, and the legs were 4 inches around, the head as big as my torso- pretty damn big.
God that was good!
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Wow - crab is my favorite, but I’m glad you said it was sent frozen. The thought of something that size getting loose and running around the kitchen (as a few blue claws have been known to do) sounds like the beginning of a “Revenge of the Seas” horror flick.
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Looks like ‘big bug’ love.
There is only one h in Lobster and Car. Unless your retahded.
Why do they always exaggerate our accent?
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So. . . basically a guy stole a truck and crashed it into another truck, and it’s newsworthy because “lobsters” and “Boston.”
Would a stolen truck full of corn be as funny in Iowa?
Well, maybe if it were Kentucky and it had popping corn in it, and the truck blew up like a Jiffy Pop tray…
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Would have been even more Boston if you were fleeing from a tidal wave of maple syrup toward the Harpoon brewery with Brady riding shotgun holding your Dunkin’ coffee.
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Just think of them as land-crab. (Though they taste more like chicken…)
