Alleged burglar made self crab cakes


I’ve had cravings like that.


Delaware? Well that explains everything. You have to go to Maryland for crab cakes.

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He didn’t even get to eat the crab cakes! Crime does not pay.


Aha! Immediately thought of one of my favorite movie scenes from one of my favorite movies - Tampopo.
[TAMPOPO 7 rice omlet+subtitles][1]

Reading the headline, I pictured him making the crab cakes out of himself. Which 1) gave me a laugh at the idea of a giant crab burglar, and 2) EW autophagy nope nope nope nope!

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Great, now I want crab cakes.

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