Alleged burglar made self crab cakes




I’ve had cravings like that.


Delaware? Well that explains everything. You have to go to Maryland for crab cakes.


He didn’t even get to eat the crab cakes! Crime does not pay.


Aha! Immediately thought of one of my favorite movie scenes from one of my favorite movies - Tampopo.
[TAMPOPO 7 rice omlet+subtitles][1]


Reading the headline, I pictured him making the crab cakes out of himself. Which 1) gave me a laugh at the idea of a giant crab burglar, and 2) EW autophagy nope nope nope nope!


Great, now I want crab cakes.


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