Itâs clearly hard enough that asking how hard it is is risking this Giles wanker writing more bad sex words to describe willies leaping about like unsecured fire hoses.
Egads! Needs an umbrella!
@ClutchLinkey and @Surprise_Puma : thank you for those last couple posts. I needed the laughs today.
- His dick was so long he had to tuck it between his legs and tape it to his back, like a cross between a diaper and a mic pack. And she didnât so much as grab it as swat it away.
- She grabbed it with something other than her hands. Like her knees, but likely a vise grip, monkey wrench, or other such implement.
If itâs that long, why would you really need a partner anyway? You could self-fellate. 
I volunteered somewhere for a few weeks where the billy goat was constantly doing that and squirting all over his face and beard. It was pretty weirdâŚto say the least. Made for some awkward moments when youâre talking with someone about fixing a wall or something and then notice that the goat is really going at it right next to you.
I swear: kids these days!
So much misandry in this misogyny thread!
Giles Coren has that effect on people.
Thatâs the actual quotation from the novel? Was it some kind of experimental writing exercise where the average sentence was supposed to contain 12+ "and"s?
I think he was serious⌠Like zorro.
So Iâm reading this article I be like
Welcome to the life of every woman in the last couple decades. Impossible beauty standards suck. Hell. Beauty standards suck.
Fuck that noise.
