The 55-page presentation
For the love of Christ isn’t there something, anything, else they could be doing with their time?
manicured nails
Yeahm, this is a bit much…
Don’t flaunt your body
In other words, don’t have a body. Exist only in the ether.
If you do, men are less likely to focus “because of sex,”
No, teenage boys are less likely to focus “because of sex”. But only if they are especially immature, coddled, teenage boys. Men have their shit in control. I’d like to think that Ernst and Young hires men and not overgrown spoiled adolescents who blame their inability to grow up on other people, but ahahaha, we all know the truth.
The most important thing women can do is “signal fitness and wellness,” the presentation continues.
I signal the world kicking my ass, because I’m not getting paid nearly enough for what I do, because most of what I do is not paid.
It says that women often “speak briefly” and “often ramble and miss the point” in meetings.
Well, which the fuck is it?
By comparison, a man will “speak at length ― because he really believes in his idea.”
Yeah, that’s why they ramble incoherently speak at length.
Women don’t interrupt effectively like men.
And what if they did? I’m sure that would end well.
Women “wait their turn (that never comes) and raise their hands.”
Gee, whose fault is that?
The so-called feminine traits included “Affectionate,” “Cheerful,” “Childlike,” “Compassionate,” “Gullible,” “Loves Children” and “Yielding.”
So, the masculine traits include “Aloof”, “Dour”, “Cynical”, “Lacking in Empathy”, “Jaded”, “Hates Children”, and “Impassive”.
It’s around this point where I gave up reading the article, and if it were possible to fling the ones and zeros coming through the internet across the room in disgust, I would.