Absurd creature of the week


#1

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#2

That looks like a spaceship, perhaps a prototype for the Stellar Manifold Mollusk Mark II?


#3

So many clams in the mudvalve.
Which is a phrase I never thought I’d type and will likely type again.


#4

that is clearly a Red Lectroid design


#5

Clams in the Valve (Clean Album Version)
Bivalve Clam

Who you tryin’ to get crazy with ese? Don’t you know I’m a clam?

To the one on the flam
Boy your temper just toss that clam
In the fryin’ pan
Like spam
Feel done when I come in slam
Damn
I feel like the son of sam
Don’t make me wreck shit HELLO
Next to the chair got me goin’ like Jacques Cousteau
EEEN!
Dive lights are blinking
I’m thinking
It’s all over when I go out drinking
Oh, makin’ my mind slow,
That’s why I don’t fuck wit da big four-o
Bro’, I got ta maintain
`Cause a nigga like me is goin’ mudvalve

too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!
too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!

too many clams in the mudvalve
Plenty clams
Got no valve!
too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!

Do my shit underwater
Now it’s time for the blubba
Blabba
To watch that full-belly get fatter
Fat shell on a diet
Don’t try it
I’ll jack your ass like bacteria on a vent
My shit’s fat like a sumo slammin’ that ass
Leavin’ your face in the grass
You know
I don’t take a dulo
Lightly
Punks just jealous `cause they can’t outswim me
So kick that style: wicked, wild
Happy face nigga never seen me smile
Rip that mainframe
I’ll explain
A nigga like me is goin’ mudvalve

too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!
too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!

too many clams in the mudvalve
Going mudvalve
Got no clams!
too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!

clams in the valve
In the valve
It’s because I’m a clam

clams in the valve
In the valve
It’s because I’m a clam

clams in the valve
In the valve
Mudvalve
It’s because I’m a clam

clams in the valve

Like Louie Armstrong
Played the trumpet
I’ll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon
I got to get my props
Cops
Come and try to snatch my undersea crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Head underwater
To the next town
They get mad
When they come to raid my lilypad
And I’m out in the nine deuce Cad’
Yes I’m the pirate pilot
Of this ship if I get
Wit’ the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen
Look, but don’t make your eyes strain
A nigga like me is goin’ mudvalve

too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!
too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!

too many clams in the mudvalve
Plenty clams
Got no valve!
too many clams in the mudvalve
clams in the valve!

clams in the valve
It’s because I’m a clam
clams in the valve
It’s because I’m a clam

clams in the valve
It’s because I’m a clam
clams in the valve
It’s because I’m a clam

“…I think I’m going clam-digging…”


#6

… I don’t even…


#7

Naughty-gull rap. It’s an aquatic thang, you wouldn’t understand.


#8

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