Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Registration

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                           Unizone Corporation
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                        General Services Contract


* Vessel Information *

1.) Name of vessel:

Stellar Manifold Mollusk Mark I

2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:

Fast

3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:

This one time in space
is much like any other
if you fold it right

*Captain Information*

4.) Full Name:

Dexter Stokastikos

5.) Identity Class:

51% Human, 21% Robot, 28% Spruce (you should see my family reunions)

6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum:

Yes

*Signing Bonus*

7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus?

Ƀ.030. I may be fast, but I’m not in a hurry.

8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?

Ƀ.010 is deemed optimal by heuristic cluster, but let’s go with Ƀ.015 just for good measure. Yes, that sounds good.

By submitting this application document to the Unizone Corporation, you agree to serve faithfully under the Terms and Conditions of our Endless User License Agreement.

These terms are…acceptable.

Ship schematics and pilot license forthcoming, as soon as this platform authorizes transmission. In the meantime, please reference the following provisional visual ID: http://imgur.com/zwnWnQj

(this post has been modified to conform with the mathematical norms of this narrative realm, provide alternate means of narrative support, and to explain modifications referenced earlier in this latest addendum)

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