Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Round 3 - Ship Local


#1

Results

No casualties.

Several ships have returned with Honeywine and spirits are high despite the permeating smell of sand fish wafting through Duck’s Pond. Adding to the jubilant mood, a boatload of deferred payments came in from Unizone.

Slug Races: Did I mention slug races are slow? It might be a day or two before results… Dad’s Boot, Go Slug Go! and Mine that Slug lead the pack with Lord BlurgleBlorg closing ground quickly. Cigarello sputtered out and Hot Harry died of heat exhaustion.

Mission 4 Note: Captains hauled the maximum load they could afford with Unizone credit. Sorry about the smell, gotta keep those sand fish shipping.

Missions will post in a bit, keep an eye open down the thread.


@Donald_Petersen

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Carcinogenic Denture     | 91/102  |  25  |  23  |  34  |  28  |  24  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: -b8.2000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +12 EN | 2 x Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b20, +10 HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b10 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@funruly

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Ignoble Calumnie         | 82/104  |  26  |  19  |  25  |  21  |  29  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b9.4000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b20, +2 LK | Unizone Lucky Dashboard Bobble
-b10 | Mission Fee
-b6 | Slug Races
-6 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@daneel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Certain Moral Flex       | 61/98   |  28  |  22  |  30  |  25  |  23  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b60.2000
Additional Notes:
-b40, +8 FP | 2x Unizone Blasters
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success
b60 | Gratuity

@SteampunkBanana

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Dabohaze                 | 78/99   |  26  |  21  |  23  |  25  |  24  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b54.3000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroids
-5 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@jlw

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The YOLO Mk2             | 70/99   |  29  |  19  |  36  |  26  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b51.3000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +12 EN | 2x Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b10 | Mission Fee
-7 HP | Asteroids
-5 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success

@gwwar

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Smiling Dingo            | 73/96   |  29  |  20  |  32  |  23  |  19  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b39.4000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-3 HP | Asteroids
-3 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success

@bizmail_public

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Muddlin' Through         | 74/104  |  23  |  25  |  35  |  20  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b56.5000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b6 | Slug Races
-b25, +1 GRIT | Services of Richard Haynes, Attorney
-b20 | Sandfish Purchase
-25 HP | Meteor Shower
b40 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
b30 | Unizone Settlement
Item | Fishing Pole

@davide405

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Audacious Blip           | 80/102  |  23  |  16  |  27  |  20  |  21  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b70.4333
Additional Notes:
-b15 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
b33.3333 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus 

@penguinchris

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pleiades 360             | 37/101  |  22  |  24  |  25  |  25  |  18  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b81.5000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +10 HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b40 | Sandfish Purchase
-38 HP | Meteor Shower
b80 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
Item | Fishing Pole

@shiftynick

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Scrumpert                | 62/99   |  16  |  20  |  19  |  22  |  27  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b48.5000
Additional Notes:
-b15 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
Items | 5x Cask of Honeywine
+1 GRIT | Friend to Monks
b30 | Mission Success 


#2

@DreamboatSkanky

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Somewhat Broken Heart    | 45/101  |  28  |  25  |  26  |  22  |  29  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b41.9000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-3 HP | Asteroids
-3 HP | Asteroids
b45 | Mission Success
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@wisconsinplatt

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| ZepEx Express 1337       | 89/100  |  26  |  24  |  22  |  18  |  22  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b135.2000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
b45 | Mission Success
b60 | Gratuity
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@maxd

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Wildfire                 | 85/95   |  25  |  19  |  30  |  22  |  27  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b36.1000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@rkt88edmo

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Awesomating Overthruster | 75/103  |  20  |  23  |  37  |  18  |  23  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.7000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b15 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-3 HP | Asteroid
+1 GRIT | Friend to Monks
Items | 5x Cask of Honeywine
b30 | Mission Success

@monkeyoh

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The S.O.L. Jr.           | 74/99   |  26  |  26  |  20  |  22  |  23  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b75.0000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-b.8 | Slug Races
-5 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@hoarybat

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Matango's Revenge        | 97/97   |  21  |  25  |  20  |  24  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b55.5000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@uphill

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| SLS Say Monkey           | 51/96   |  20  |  29  |  23  |  23  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b96.9000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Slug Races
-b70 | Sandfish Purchase
-29 HP | Meteor Shower
b140 | Mission Success
Item | Fishing Pole

@caffo

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Flying Chemex            | 97/97   |  22  |  18  |  24  |  16  |  28  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b29.2000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@Ratel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Entropy              | 91/101  |  28  |  23  |  31  |  21  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b63.0000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b10 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
-b.5, +1 GRIT | First Round of Drinks
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@Old

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| USSS Rustbucket          | 58/101  |  28  |  24  |  16  |  26  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b60.7000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
-3 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success

#3

@zaphodbblx

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| HMS Gargle Blaster       | 103/103 |  25  |  28  |  21  |  20  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b9.9000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@Glutnix

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Cosmosword               | 73/99   |  27  |  20  |  21  |  23  |  18  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b70.0000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-b5 | Slug Races
-4 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@GlennF

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Startlingly Improbable   | 99/99   |  23  |  24  |  26  |  28  |  22  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b29.2000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@newliminted

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The ISS My Daughter Drew | 79/96   |  29  |  27  |  24  |  22  |  24  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b53.2000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b20, +10 HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b10 | Mission Fee
-4 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b60 | Gratuity
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@deisum

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Truck With Beer          | 103/103 |  24  |  27  |  24  |  24  |  21  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b34.3000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus

@PromptedInk

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Grand Striped Blazer     | 62/97   |  20  |  26  |  22  |  23  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b106.1000
Additional Notes:
-b2 | Slug Races
-b60 | Sandfish Purchase
-30 HP | Meteor Shower
b120 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
Item | Fishing Pole, Blue Fishing Lure

@Agfish

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Color Bomb               | 73/103  |  21  |  24  |  26  |  24  |  28  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b34.3000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b10, +2 ST | Unizone Cloaking Device
-b15 | Mission Fee
-4 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
Items | 5x Cask of Honeywine
+1 GRIT | Friend to Monks
b30 | Mission Success

@messana

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Didn't See That Coming   | 62/103  |  26  |  21  |  17  |  17  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b121.3000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-3 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b60 | Gratuity
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@cbingel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Space Apnea              | 98/98   |  20  |  22  |  18  |  22  |  21  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b20.0000
Additional Notes:
You contemplate the universe and the location of your keys.

@awjt

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Inflatable Pub       | 76/97   |  20  |  19  |  20  |  15  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b10.0000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +10 HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
Insufficient Fire Power, Mission 3 Requires 25 FP

#4

@miasm

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Foil                 | 57/99   |  21  |  27  |  26  |  23  |  20  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b3.8333
Additional Notes:
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b40, +20 HP | 2x Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b15 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
b33.3333 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b3 | Mission Credit Fee 

@Kaotiq

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Lieberal             | 82/104  |  22  |  21  |  23  |  28  |  26  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b43.7000
Additional Notes:
Insufficient Fire Power, Mission 3 Required 25 FP

@greenglyph

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Stellar Manifold Mollusk | 60/103  |  22  |  22  |  24  |  23  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b100.4000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b50 | Sandfish Purchase
-27 HP | Meteor Shower
b100 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
Item | Fishing Pole

@OtherMichael

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Not Worthy               | 96/99   |  28  |  26  |  30  |  23  |  24  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b45.7000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-b8 | Slug Races
-3 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@micaela

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Micaela-1                | 78/99   |  20  |  20  |  26  |  18  |  24  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b50.2000
Additional Notes:
-b15 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
b30 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@Felipe_Budinich

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Kanji                    | 76/97   |  25  |  24  |  27  |  25  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b46.5000
Additional Notes:
-b40, +8 FP | 2x Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@Demiurgus

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pennywhistle             | 49/100  |  20  |  19  |  20  |  29  |  20  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b128.3000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-b70 | Sandfish Purchase
-36 HP | Meteor Shower
b140 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
Item | Fishing Pole

@BradfordBenn

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Top Hat & Spats          | 96/104  |  22  |  30  |  21  |  24  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b44.0333
Additional Notes:
-b15 | Mission Fee
-4 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
b33.3333 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b3 | Mission Credit Fee

@Slaal

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Quattro              | 86/101  |  26  |  21  |  42  |  19  |  23  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b47.8000
Additional Notes:
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b20, +12 EN | 2x Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b10 | Mission Fee
b45 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

@inqydesu

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pluck                    | 68/105  |  27  |  25  |  26  |  23  |  29  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b57.7000
Additional Notes:
-b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10 | Mission Fee
-4 HP | Asteroid
b45 | Mission Success
b30 | Deferred Signing Bonus
-b10 | Mission Credit Fee

#5

Sweet crispy space biscuits!


#6

Well I am not in last place! Yippee! Dang it I just hit my Top Hat on the top of the docking bay. Apparently it is smaller on the insider, bigger on the outside. Now where is my silent hammer to bang out the dents


#7

Congratulations to our Outsanding Service Providers

@daneel Capt. Watford Gap of A Certain Moral Flexiblity
@wisconsinplatt Capt. Hieronymus Farnsworth of ZepEx Express 1337
@newliminted Capt. Newlireconstructed of The ISS My Daughter Drew This
@messana Capt. Lazlo ‘Scuttle’ Deepwalker of Didn’t See That Coming

We’d all love to hear you experiences with the Unizone Executives , especially how that wonderful b60.0 tip came to be.

I suggest anyone still in debt to Unizone immediately strike up a conversation with these four accomplished captains to see if something mutually beneficial can be worked out.

Self-interested Cooperation is the basis of all success


#8

Lt. Rockford, I believe we doing well in the financial department. I’ll be getting my antlers polished this afternoon.


#9

Gameplay Notes

Mission Selection
To save time and ensure that missions get entered properly, please clearly break out your mission selections and purchases from any narrative. For example:

b10 | Mission 3: To the Front
b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
b10, +6 EN | Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit

Mission Resolution
Most turns will happen in the following order.

  1. Mission Fee
  2. Upgrades & Repairs
  3. Mission Resolution & Damage
  4. Mission Rewards & Bonuses
  5. Credit Payments to Unizone

Ship to Ship Transfers
You can GIVE starBits to another player. For the time being, this can only be done by including a line in your weekly mission selection. For example:

give @daneel b3.1415

In the future (but not yet) you will be able to give money and items at any time without GM assistance. Timeline depends on Earthly obligations but I’m hoping I can get it pinned down in a week or two.

Error Resolution
If you think I’ve made an error with your results, please feel free to send a private message or post in the mission thread and I’ll try to get it cleaned up or clarified.


Badass Space Dragon - Duck's Pond
#10

StarBits: -b8.2000

Hmmm. Hatlessss. Tiplessss. Profitlessss.

I’m going about thisss the wrong way. I should consssult the Council of Eldersss.

Ahoy, Herpeton VI Council of Eldersss, thisss is Sssir Galaxy, captain of Itsss Majesssty's Vesssel *Carcinogenic Denture*, transssmitting via sssecure Arcturan Cone of Ssssilence to ensure privacy and sssecurity.  Is the Admiral in the houssse?

We copy, Sir Galaxy, this is Admiral Enik speaking.  Are you en route home to Herpeton VI?  I am told your matessss miss you, and ssspawning season is nearly upon us.

.

Got a bit sssidetracked, sssir.  What looked like an easy and munificent opportunity at quick profit ssseems to have turned out to be... not ssso munificent.

.

Ssstraight-up commercial haul?

.

Yesss, more or lessss legit transssfer.

.

You should not be sssurprised.  Sssince Unizone moved in, it'sss become quite difficult for legit businesslizardsss to share in the profit.  Legitimately, at leassst.

.

You mean...?

.

Think what your late cousin and nessst-brother, Captain Sssskipper of the *Flatulent Deity* might have done.

.

Hmmm...

No, not then.  Later on in his career.  When the going got tough.

Yesss.  Legitimacy is an expenssse.  And not always an affordable one.

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Thank you for your wisdom, sssir.

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Don't mention it.  Enik out.

#11

Here is a list other captains with at least B70.0

@penguinchris Capt. PHUONG_N Pleiades 360
@uphill Capt. Information SLS Say Monkey
@Glutnix Capt. Browf Clamphoof Cosmosword
@PromptedInk Capt. Sorbet Wooster *Grand Striped Blazer *
@greenglyph Capt. Dexter Stokastikos Stellar Manifold Mollusk
@Demiurgus Capt. Null Set “()” O’Connor Pennywhistle

I encourage anyone in financial difficulties to immediately strike up a conversation with these financially astute captains to see if something mutually beneficial can be worked out.


#12

~ The circle has no last or first ~

words from the teachings of Monk Jonk


#13

He was the quiet sort. Human (or perhaps Space Lizard…they can be so difficult to tell apart). Short with a predilection to wide brimmed hats and a black over coat. He spoke Galactic Common with an accent, but our chats were infrequent so I never quite placed which sector it was from. If I took a guess, I’d say some outer branch of the Triple Charlie Papa sector. But again, I really couldn’t say.

I offered him my state room which he quickly took advantage of. I then offered him Lt. Rockford as a liaison, but he seemed suspicious of that. He wanted privacy and I gave it to him. He did use quite a bit of comm time and mentioned as he left the ship that I should see about picking up some of the Unizone Communication Enhancement Package. I shook my antlers and mentioned how not all of us were made of StarBits. He chuckled and said, maybe my days were looking up.

So I’ll be putting in the Comm Upgrade package now. Hopefully it’ll take care of that echo I seem to keep hearing recently.


#14

Dear Unizone accounting department.

I believe your recent statement for the Muddln’ Through to be error – which is completely understandable given that lawyers were involved.

The most recent statement read:

The account is correct as stated. However, your Attorney Graham Clackington wrote in his resolution letter “we fully support creative uses of these programs” and "Captain Falkyn’s [sic] credit line for sand fish has been approved and processed, less your b25 attorney fee.

The mission orders were to buy five crates of sandfish using Unizone credit, so I believe the corrected statement (changes noted in bold) should read

Thank you for you attention this matter.

–Chee Lan
Chief Financial Officer, Muddlin’ Through


#15

I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe.

–Brian Greene, American Inventor of the String Thurst Dynamo

Countless? Feh. I’ll get you a figure by Thursday.

–Chee Lan, Chief Financial Officer of the Muddlin’ Through


#16
Previous Balance       b17.5 
Communications Kit    -b10 
Slug Races            -b6 
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Sub Total              b1.5
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Lawyer Fee            -b25
2x Sand Fish          -b20
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Sub Total             -b43.5
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2x Sand Fish Sales     b40
Signing Bonus          b30
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TOTAL                  b26.5

We apologize if you found our previous communication to be unclear but Unizone has a strict policy of allowing partners to carry no more than b50 in debt. Due to this policy, it appears your client was only able to afford two crates of sand fish.

It is the recommendation of our lawyers that you refer to the Terms & Conditions of your client’s Unizone contract before pursuing further action on this matter.

Please consider the enclosed gift, a sign of our goodwill and desire for a long and continued partnership.

Esther Daniels,
Unizone Accounting Department

Items | Unizone Keychain


#17

Serves @bizmail_public right if he employed Unizone lawyers. I mean, I’m surprised, but…


#18

Just to be clear: I am being charged b25.0 for Graham Clackington’s time?

Richard “Racehorse” Haynes is retained by the Polesotechnic league. For him to accept anything from Unizone, even a keychain, would be unethical. Indeed, Unizone merely suggesting Mr Haynes was offered money by Unizone would generate a tort in its own right.

From my perspective Unizone has deprived me of b55.0. I will seek other avenues of redress.

Still, this exchange has been worthwhile, as it has publicly displayed how Unizone treats its "partners."

Thank you for the key chain. I am certain Azdell will find it a useful focus for his next meditation.

–Falkayn


#19

Paperwork is awesome! Someone should make a game where we do paperwork! YOLO!


#20